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A group of wolves is called a pack and a group of Nazis is called a CPAC.

So they removed the black chairman of the Joint Chiefs in the middle of his 4-year tour, without cause, and they're seeking to replace him with a white **retired** Air Force three-star general who lacks the requisite experience as a service chief or combatant commander? Huh, how about that

Imagine being a billionaire and not finding joy every day with just giving your money away. Like, every day you could walk up to a small nonprofit, hand them $100k, and walk away knowing you'd just hugely changed people's lives. How broken would you have to be for that NOT to be what you chose?

💔 Matthew 25:44-45 44 “They also will answer, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry or thirsty or a stranger or needing clothes or sick or in prison, and did not help you?’ 45 “He will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did not do for one of the least of these, you did not do for me.’

Trump is playing right into China's hands.

“On January 20, 2025, the next leader of the United States—and of the free world—assumes power,” Blitt said. “Also on that day: Donald Trump is sworn in.” Cartoonist Bill Blitt

Khloe Kardashian is smack talking LA Mayor Karen Bass over the wildfires. In 2022, Khloe used roughly 101,000 gallons of water over the allotted limit during a drought. Her sister Kim Kardashian used 232,000 gallons over the limit. IN ONE MONTH. Bish needs to sit TF down.

2 common sayings in AA meetings are “let it go” and “do the next right thing.” In Frozen, Elsa sings a song to herself called “Let It Go.” In Frozen 2, Anna sings a song to herself called “Do The Next Right Thing.” In conclusion, Elsa and Anna are in recovery.

Normalize referring to health insurance executives accepting 7-figure salaries for denying life-saving coverage as contract killers.

This burn is epic. 🔥

Holy Shit Yes 👏🏼

“laugh nervously” = “christ in a croptop, this fucker’s about to have the nuclear codes again”

They are in bed with fascism. Full stop. Period.

When someone says they support Ancient Orange and company.

Reminder: all of these people requested pardons.

holiday spending is already higher than last year. tell me again about americans’ economic anxiety and how it’s definitely not code for racism.

Well Said. 👏🏼

Haha I just tried to reply “SCOTUS fucked us” and it autocorrected to “SCOTUS fucked U.S.” Yep.

HIM: So I was talking to our neighbor… ME: Which one? HIM: Susan. ME: …? HIM: Susan. Tall, dark hair. ME: …? HIM: Lives two houses down. SUSAN. ME: …? HIM: Has the pug and the golden retriev— ME: OH, Lizard and Elliot’s mom!

#RESIST 🇺🇸

Street art perfection!

Period

Mike Huckabee’s son hanged a dog. Sarah Palin’s son stood on one. Tomi Lahren kicks hers. Mitt Romney drove with his on the roof of his car. Ted Cruz abandoned his. Kristi Noem shot hers. In conclusion, Republicans are a bunch of dog-hating sociopaths.

this is starting to feel like the embarrassingly bad auditions they used to show during the first few weeks of American Idol

Hi All! My first Bluesky post! Hope this new app takes down Twitter quickly! Love you all!

Brock Turner, the rapist, goes by Allen Turner now. Tell your girlfriends. 👯‍♀️

No, we can't agree to disagree. This isn't sports. This isn't us rooting for 2 different teams and the winner of the game has no impact on your life, my life or our kids' lives. You support someone who promises to hurt me and people I love. As Charlie Chaplin said, "I don't shake hands with Nazis."

Roses are rouge His son’s name is Nestor His forehead is huge And he’s a child molester

Looking forward to learning how appointing an accused child-sex-trafficker as AG and a suspected Russian asset as DNI will lower the price of eggs

Right? Trump’s selection of Gaetz not only insults the fine public servants in the DOJ, but also threatens outright the livelihood of SNL and other comedy writers, who, no matter how talented they may be, could never conjure up skits or bits as absurd as what’s taking place IRL.

Never ceases to amaze me that people in power get to keep running for President and lead major cities while under indictment, facing serious allegations, or even convicted when the people I represented as a public defender would get suspended from jobs for marijuana arrests.

we must become ungovernable

Since Trump warned me not to escalate I’ve: -Blown up a dam -Fired missiles, drones and bombs at civilians -Started using North Koreans to fight -Showed a nude pic of his wife on national TV And he’s said fuck all. So he looks really tough.