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Another plug for my totally 100% free Star Wars Spirit of Rebellion. Give it a download just to look at it! A lot of the art is toy, video game, and promo images. Text styles are like the movie credits. My goal was the style of Star Wars around 1983. tablecatgames.itch.io/star-wars-sp...

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John Severin, 1980

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The 90s were a creative utopian wonderland of novelty bubble gum - Part 1.

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we need a pope with a big old butt

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The way this year has gone thus far, I’d gladly huff some of that sweet Rhydonium in an instant.

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The CRAZY thing nobody is talking about too is that nothing is ever gonna be cheap again. If corporations see that we’ll pay these elevated prices, they have no reason to not make those prices their baseline

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"This perfect night! You think I'm crazy? Yes. I am. Revolution is not for the sane. Look at us! Unloved. Hunted. Cannon fodder. We'll all be dead before the Republic is back. And yet? Here we are! So where are you, boy? You're HERE. Right HERE. And you're ready to fight."

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You can now get rich calling children racial slurs, because America 🇺🇸

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Tales From The Keane Compound #797

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Very cool to see other countries peacefully and swiftly rejecting Trumpism and asking sane people to run shit. Maybe we should think about, you know, doing that here

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One of my favorite movies is The Pope Must Die.

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Pouting because all the other countries are better

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Stephen Miller’s version of America to which he demands all US citizens swear fealty doesn’t sound like any place I’ve ever been or would ever go.

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Men will literally think about going 1 vs 100 on a gorilla before going 1 vs 1,000,000 on a billionare.

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Who did this? 👇🤣

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A perfectly timed “Put your seatbelt on your big bald bitch!” from the back of the plane would have been amazing.

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The list of people I’m going to Force choke when I become a Sith Lord grows longer by the day.

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No, this is not “the worst timeline.” You don’t want to know how bad they have it in the Centipede Dimension

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Last night’s movie: Freaky Tales (2024) 4 tales are part of an interwoven story similar to Pulp Fiction’s structure, only set in Oakland, California in 1987. Well acted, had a nod to Repo Man & even a fun surprise cameo. An enjoyable movie watching experience.

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Stephen Miller Dead Behind Eyes At 39

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FRIDAY!

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Charlie Kirk, asked about the size of his dick, exaggerated.

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Trump Argues Toy Shortages Easily Overcome By Making Servants Dance

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Hope you had a nice May Day.

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Twitter app on my phone hasn’t worked for the last 2 days. Normally that would’ve been the signal to finally jump on board here, but it’s annoying because Twitter notifications keep popping up on my phone as if the app works.

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We finally get a Star Wars show in Andor that doesn't treat the audience like children with a spy thriller and the only thing some of you people can do is complain cause someone said "shit" & there was an attempted space rape. At this point, just shut up and stop watching. Stop wasting your oxygen.

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Every once in a while I think man, we were so close to never having to think about that motherfucker again, and then people said nah, let’s just ruin our lives instead

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As comedy writers can tell you, “hat on a hat” means an unfunny bit that’s trying too hard. Happens to the best of us. But this cringemaster LITERALLY does it. All humor and wit dies with him!

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Guys who said they wouldn't watch Star Wars until the story had French partisans: I have tremendous news for you

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All that description but you still failed to add “and most certainly a virgin.”

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Moves I wouldn't take for a $1,000,000: Mark Henry's skid mark

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Shadeur and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Draft

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Saw Sinners on IMAX tonight. Yeah, go see it this weekend. Excellent movie.

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Randomly discovered a book at my local library called “Curmudgeons, Drunkards, & Outright Fools: Courts-Martial of Civil War Union Colonels”, and it’s great. I’m only a few court martials in thus far, but it’s absolutely fascinating.

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There be hacks!

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