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This just in on the teleprinter...... Tonight's shift is cancelled.

submitted 3 hours ago • 1 comment

I spotted a Ukrainian aircraft carrier.

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

Anyway, if anyone wants me, I shall be watching Jack Hargreaves ont big telly.

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

I'm on nights. Which of course means that during the day I'm a malingering gold-bricker and some people still demand my presence.

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

"Waddya mean you think there's something missing?"

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment

submitted 2 days ago • 170 comments

I've just finished reading Vanishing Point by @stuffer.bsky.social I got so bloody annoyed by the antagonist I had to stop reading it for 10 days. I don't usually get caught up in books to that degree.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

He looks like a cormorant about to be cleaned by RSPB volunteers.

submitted 3 days ago • 73 comments

Speaking of Quatermass, here's the Quatermass and the Pit street signs that I recently scratch built to hang at my studio door.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I keep getting clerical shirts adverts. They're black by the way, not very very dark blue.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

‘Creepiest pub sign 2025’ competition is now closed

submitted 6 days ago • 21 comments

it must really suck to be Wile E. Coyote’s mailman

submitted 6 days ago • 64 comments

I just discovered that if you whisper / have a frog in your throat when asking Alexa a question she whispers back and it’s the most sinister thing ever

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Just a quick word about Alejandro Jodorowsky's planned film of Dune - designed by Moebius and Giger with music by Pink Floyd and starring Salvador Dali and Orson Welles. Obviously nothing this incredible could ever actually have been made because it would have caused the immediate end of cinema.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

When you've got football at 4 but have to help Han, Leia and Lando escape from Cloud City at 8.

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

This made me chuckle

submitted 9 days ago • 10 comments

An actual tragedy is playing out in real time on the pages of the Telegraph. If you are the praying kind then please pray for them.

submitted 8 days ago • 333 comments

I've had quite an enlightening chat with the neighbours yesterday. The usual stuff; bin collection, parking, and two sets of swingers on the street.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

+BBC CLOCK COMPETITION+ We won't be making a run of these but this Bank Holiday weekend you can win a one-off 90s inspired BBC ident clock. Follow, Like & RP to enter. Winner announced Mon AM. We've also restocked our 'Radiophonic' inspired signs & other items. hiddenbritain.bigcartel.com

submitted 10 days ago • 32 comments

I'll bet there are a LOT of worried people now that Lost In The Lakes is now a prime time programme.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

You just know those who paid £16000 for a yurt at Glastonbury will have complained about VAT on school fees.

submitted 10 days ago • 3 comments

the French got our asses

submitted 10 days ago • 14 comments