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Hey there, hope you're doing fine. I enjoy Rock, Hip hop, and Jazz. I like cooking, watching anime, beer and cocktails, rock climbing, swimming, running, and skiing. I believe Jesus was a liberal so I try to be one too. Bottoms up.
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They can take my porn from my cold, well moisturized hands.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

They'll take my 37 dolls from my cold dead hands.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

When they forget your sauce go back and get that shit. Fuck dat! You deserve better.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

I think Claudia Sheinbaum should pass a law renaming our continent to North Mexico.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

So if you find yourself in Albuquerque, NM, check of Tinkertown. So weird. Good time.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

Hope everyone can do something nice for themselves in these idiotic times. Mental health is important.

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Pervert Hoover is the best nickname for you know who.

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

Bill Clinton election win rate - 100% Barack Obama - 100% Joe Biden - 100% Donald Trump - 66.6% 666! Not a coincidence!

submitted 66 days ago • 1 comment

Stephen Colbert's monolog tonight was epic!

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

Every time I open Bluesky, I get Pink Floyd's Goodbye Blue Sky stuck in my head. Thank you.

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

The White Lotus be gettin crazay

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

I want to go to a townhall this year.

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

Ok I think this is right. 5am to 12pm is Morning. 12pm to 1pm is Noon. 1pm to 6pm is Afternoon. 6pm to 10pm is Evening. And 10pm to 5am is Night.

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

I excited to see the Blood Worm Moon and the Lunar eclipse tonight.

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

No cavities whut whut!

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

The trump slump continues. He's making stocks affordable again. Wish he could do that with eggs.

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

April, May, and June is my favorite 3 month block. Spring is my favorite time of year. You can ski and shoot hoops in the same weekend.

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

I thought putting orange peels in my stinky sneakers would improve the smell, but it only made the stank orange-scented.

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Bummed out by the way the year is going? I'm with you! You are not alone. Find joy and share. Go for a run and then eat something horrible for your health. Smoke something. Listen to Prince.

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

I feel like every Trader Joe's employee is a homie waiting to happen. Sadly I'm too old for them 😟

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

Jon Stewart is the GOAT!!!

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

youtu.be/utl2uLh1wVI?...

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

They should make a musical about Jan 6th, but all the Republicans are played by drag queens. Call it MAGAnificent.

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

I'm rewatcing How I Met Your Mother on Netflix, and there's this episode where Barney says "Canada's not so bad. Maybe someday it can be a state" I laughed and then became depressed.

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

So Bobby Brainworm is going to be making health decisions for the nation?! These are interesting times.

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

Discovering anime has been the crown jewel of my forties.

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

Congrats Eagles fans! My condolences to the city of Philadelphia lol.

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

I'm so happy to have completed the mini in 0:58!

submitted 142 days ago • 1 comment

Might see Wicked for the third time. Can't get the songs out of my head and don't wanna.

submitted 146 days ago • 0 comments

RIP Jimmy Carter

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