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Thankful for the gift of every day with my husband and kids. @fatguytd3.bsky.social

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I am taking it easier on my mental health these days. I saw someone say something absolutely ridiculous on here and unfollowed them. I didn't even overthink it or worry about their feelings over mine. That's growth for me! 🙌🏼

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um help i accidentally uploaded my soul to chatGPT and now they’re claiming its their intellectual property

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One time, my daughter came into my room to show me how she was moving her pet cat side to side, and I said, "Stop swinging the cat." And her older brother said, "Why does that sound like a euphemism for a man pleasuring himself?" Anyway, all that to explain why I replied to another post that way.

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what if instead of piling books on my bedside table i just make a bedside table out of books

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“Tomorrow!” cried Toad. “I will do it all tomorrow!”

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@bibicheret.bsky.social @beesknees.bsky.social @calig1rl7.bsky.social @unrequitedwhimsy.bsky.social

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the grocery store installed 'scream aisles' where u can yell for 30 seconds about inflation. i go there just to feel something

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New Song - Gator Days

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and another thing, I’m done with ‘refrigerator’ and its five syllable having ass reclaiming ‘ice box’

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she’s a ten but has cool ranch doritos breath

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11: Dearest Diary, I have finished my chores and my lessons. The animals are fed, and now Mama says I may read a chapter of 'Little Women' before I retire to bed, as long as I remember to blow out the candle this time. Warm Regards until next time . . .

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It's always ymca and never how mca

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I'll be looking for more chances to use this.

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Most days, I reminisce about playing Snake on my Nokia.

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putting a pope hat on my 12 foot home depot skeleton in remembrance

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Richard Cocking Veal England and Wales, Marriage Registration Index, 1837-2005

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@fatguytd3.bsky.social you're amazing.

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Everyone should get three years off to catch up on sleep.

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[getting intimate] Me: Just so you know, I only practice safe sex. You should be receiving a text with a 6 digit code. If you could repeat that back to me, we can continue.

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My man and I spent time watching Friday together. It's always amused him that my high school bff and I watched them back in the day and still quote them and send the gifs. Neither of us was the target audience, never having seen weed or been to the hood back then.

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Her: Could you grab my lipstick? It’s in my makeup drawer, in a box labeled “lipstick.” It’s right on top. It has a cylindrical red casing and a silver cap. Me: …Could you be more specific?

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I play too much. My mom and I met in a parking lot so I could get the ones of my kids who stayed the night with her. My parents have chickens, so she brought me eggs. I acted like she was a dealer, being swift and sneaky with them. Eggs are expensive. It's probably cheaper to get 💨 these days. 😂😭