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31 years old Mama of 2 Dancer Swiftie 🩷💜💙
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“Can we go to the science museum today? I want to get a close look at the saber tooth cat.” He comes up with the best reasons to get to the science museum ❤️

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I’m watching the SNL 50 concert replay and I had no idea how much my soul needed to hear Mumford and Sons. I gasped and dissolved into tears.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

“Spider-Man cannot make pinky promises because he has webs in his hands.” -4 year old

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

My son decided to get really into the Super Bowl this year and arbitrarily picked “the green team” to root for. He went to bed before the game was over, but when I told him this morning that his team won, you would have thought that he personally won 🤣😍

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

Our house is in shambles. We discovered two pipe leaks and a roof leak in extremely quick succession. I am so tired and anxious and don’t know how to afford this.

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

This was such a big year for music. Every single win was deserved tonight. And for some reason, TTPD not winning makes the album seem more…mine. Like that’s a family album, not a public album.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

The meaning of “legs for days”

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

I need a dance teacher influencer. Not a professional dancer influencer, but a teacher who maybe doesn’t have the “prima ballerina” body. I cannot put together cute dance outfits for the life of me.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

I keep forgetting to post on this app

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

I thought I’d experienced all the trauma the church was going to dish out to me, but alas.

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

I wish it mattered that Elon did that. Like I wish something would happen as a result of it. I’m tired of living in a place where bad people can do bad things in front of everyone and nothing happens.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Is this what it felt like when Club Penguin shut down?

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Alan Cumming is so hot

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

I had my ass handed to me in 2024, but now I have a reminder of all the things I was tough enough to survive before and will be tough enough to survive moving forward.

submitted 50 days ago • 2 comments

I’m watching Burlesque, and everyone’s face has buccal fat, and their natural teeth. God, I miss variety in faces. And softness.

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

No major New Year’s resolutions for me, but maybe I’ll get really into skincare or something.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 59 days ago • 8 comments

My 2-year-old’s surprise song mashup tonight: Icky Sticky Bubblegum and Let It Go

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

My Christmas spirit has been in short supply this year, but my 2-year-old opening her Christmas pajamas and excitedly saying, “POOPY MAMAMAMAS (snoopy pajamas)” was literally all I needed. Kids make Christmas magical. Even when half the lights on the tree are out.

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Feel like I’m completely failing at Christmas magic for my kids this year. Hopefully I can pull it together.

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Just felt pretty in this picture ❤️

submitted 68 days ago • 1 comment

This week is holiday showcase week at my dance studio, and these kids have worked so hard and they’re doing well 😭❤️

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

What is everyone planning to eat this week? We’re stuck in a rut on our meal planning.

submitted 70 days ago • 4 comments

Went to a Houston style holiday party last night (it rained a little so we lost power)

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

Have you ever wanted to maintain eye contact with someone who is laying in bed while you take a massive shit? I have just the house for you!

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

I predicted that mashup and that ending and it still wrecked me. How’s everyone holding up?

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments