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beetlejuice.bsky.social
tv / comic book writer watch harley quinn on max read deadpool
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pope bob

were we every considered "cool"? feel like we've been shit on no matter our age

chicago deep dish pope (idk my Ritalin hasn't kicked in yet)

fuck ai, hire @alexfirer.bsky.social!

congrats to my dad who finally achieved his life long Tony Soprano dream of having ducks visit his pool

congrats to my dad who finally achieved his life long Tony Soprano dream of having ducks visit his pool

interviewer: and what would you say your biggest weakness is? me: that I still believe Ai Yazawa will come out of hiatus and finish NANA

In case you need to send this to some dingus the next time they bring up how using AI is fine + good, actually.

Hire me @redbull.com

It’s the best nerd Holiday of the year >:3 Happy Free Comic Book Day!! Got my Deadpool #8 comic signed by @beetlejuice.bsky.social & Cody Ziglar as well!!

Baby pool dropping fall 2025

shoutout to the woman who had me and @yayforzig.bsky.social sign her ultrasound. congrats on your babypool!!

Deadpool #14 Writer - @yayforzig.bsky.social Artist - @rogeantonio.bsky.social Colorist - GURU-eFX Letterer - VC's Joe Sabino Cover artist - @muaadib.bsky.social 1/2

omg america is using heat suppressants

*watching a TikTok of how sun dried tomatoes are made* wow a sun really did dry these tomatoes

I spent the day going around to my favorite local comic shops and signing copies of GODZILLA VS LOS ANGELES from @idwpublishing.com! Four stories about my favorite monster smashing my favorite city! The best part is: all the proceeds benefit wildfire relief. Pick up your copy today!

currently engaging in a trade war with my upstairs neighbor (blasting jpop while they practice guitar in exchange for them coming home at 4am and stomping around without a care in the world)

let @hamsandoval.bsky.social and me share our love of monsters with you 😈💕

may you also find a fiancé who supports your delusional crushes on fictional video game characters

still looking for answers!!

do people in Star Wars experience jet lag when they travel around space?

movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs

winter —> summer

Maybe my favorite cover Federico Vincintini has done

7 hours later and I’ve secured my switch 2 bundle pre-order

*once upon a time voice* THERE’S A TOWN IN MAINE…

As of now the line is up to 48 people

Burbank’s GameStop has about 35ish people in line already if anyone is looking for a place to pre-order the switch 2 (come hang out with me)

glad andor season 2 accurately portrays anyone in the pilots seat on smugglers run

*hits vape*

*hits vape*

my final form

4 chan being Catastrophicly taken down on the anniversary of the Titanic sinking is a *chefs kiss*

my trip to Ireland has been great, but I’m so excited to get home and play Fortnite with my Sabrina Carpenter skin

good news, the diesel brand is alive and thriving in Ireland

me describing Jamie Dornan: he’s not just the 50 shades guy, he’s also the fall guy. But not the fall guy guy, the guy from the fall. But not the fall film, that’s Lee Pace. I’m talking about the fall the show

DELTARUNE LAUNCH TITLE FOR SWITCH 2

Halsin approves