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NEW ART! A commission that I went to town on that I'm actually super proud of :3

Friend of mine is making an iCarly fanfic about Sam and Carly have a sleepover at Freddie's house, and it's long form And like, I'm telling her it's too long, no one has a multiple day sleepover and she asks me to be more specific And so I say, who would wanna spend five nights at Freddie's?

Cowgirl tgirl got me stroganoff the beef

You know they only called him bigfoot because they couldn't call him bigcock, right?

Popular streamers to defeat : - JonTron - projarardthefinishist - peanut butter gamer (ZELDA MONTH BUFF) - Game gramps - darksidephil, the undying

GASLIGHTING TOXIC YURI FAUXCEST IDEA : Telling my younger girlfriend she's playing GameCube with me but the controller is unplugged

Call of duty Black ops Christmas be like "where are we snowing, from here"

Mousegirl dominatrix: "only squeak when squoken to"

I believe in forcefem in the same way I believe in a cat hissing at you when it doesn't know you, only to calmly eat a treat out of your hand when it realizes you mean no harm, unlimited transition on "cis" men #yup #iwentthere #epic

Me and my roommate were flirting and I said to her "you are like if a burger and a doughnut had a baby of awesomeness" and now she won't talk to me

Fanart of Ceres Fauna, for my half of an art trade with my beloved @pholtergeist.bsky.social #finefaunart #ceresfauna

It's called gross income cause it's covered in slime

More FFXIV art! This time of my statics dragoon! #ffxiv

I've never really paid attention, so I thought payday 2 was like, a tactical shooter like rainbow six, a sim type shooter you know? I played it for the first time and that is more cops that I've ever seen in my life, it's like a left for dead mod, didnt expect that

#1 arcane hater of all time, I dunno how to explain it but the show looks like how discord nitro looks to me, no appeal, death to riot games forevermore

Had a moment learning the new FFXIV EX where we got thru earth phase with everyone alive but there was a rock left, and we all just assumed that was fine at the time #ffxiv

Style study :3

All call of duty zombie Easter eggs are some shit like "Feed the dog in the wall 15 cigarettes so you can lead the vet zombie to him, allowing the vet to revive the horse in the middle of the map for 15 mins of horse buff which allows you to look in the corner"

Commission for @mistegg.bsky.social! Glad it turned out well! #commission #art

A bit down on my luck, so I'm opening comms again! I have nothing in mind that I won't draw, but I have the right to decline at my discretion, message me at Beetleslap on discord for info or comms! #commissions #art #digitalart

Art for @mistegg.bsky.social my beloved! With a fantastic character design as usual! <3

Had a dream that I was watching a review for mh wilds and the game had for some reason given nargacuga a size, speed, and critical hit buff, and girl in the video goes "yeah let's give her a buff every six seconds, make her faster, and throw in a complementary prostate milking whole we're at it"

"Practice for heads, since I struggle with them alot! #FFXIV" From 09 Sept 2024

"laika, mech pilot for the vn im working on, morally dubious space lesbian with possible forcefem route, behold" From 21 July 2024

When you be fucking a lizard lady and you be like "where your balls and / or pussy" and she be like "under tail" and you're like "I don't particularly care for earthbound" and then you kiss

Self portrait based off my usual work outfit, making art of myself has come a long way

I'm gunna.have to step it up in terms of uploading here, dont expect Twitter to die off so easy but it's always best to plan for the worst right? Building up social media is a pain though...

autism got me on that "i wish i doted on by a psychic who can read my mind and knows what i want most no matter how much i try to hide it" shit

Comic about a dream I had

New char design of the same project as the last, her name is med (short for Medusa) a woman with a prosthetic head! Or maybe it's more accurate to say a prosthetic head with an organic body?

worldbuilding notes for myself about the setting, laika lives on the remains of a colony ship that blew apart some time before the events of the story, the remaining colony is basically just cable wire'd together with parts being added periodically

Some concept art for a visual novel about mechs and space repairs, and of course trannies, the mechs name is panko (short for pantokrator) and the pilots name is Laika!

Looking each of my followers deep in their eyes and asking with my pure heart and golden voice : "are you a polyamory pro or a monogamy moron? Are you a monogamy mongrile or a polyamory powerhouse?

Maybe if I make an erotic vn about a tranny mech pilot raised by the state who falls in love with her on board ship Ai and mechanic in a love triangle where she escapes the cycle of absurd and that that isn't monogamous I will instantly heal and become normal

Fanart I made for the game Dread Delusion, I'm really happy with the composition on this one!

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Ordering at a diner with a horrid outcome, waitress tells me to say when, and me being the dog I am considers that and order and instantly say "when", and so I received not even a drop of coffee, recognizing this, she clocks me for the mutt girl I am and also clocks me upside the head

Dog (right, name not final) and rose (Left) finally drawn together! This is very basic, but I gotta start somewhere with char interactions

My experience with gender has been high head bob setting (man, no hair) and low head bob settings (girl, long hair, i don't want it to bounce), I think in this sense, head bobbing in games should be set to gender, or perhaps gender should change depending on head bob settings?

You can ask me to rip out my teeth so you don't cut your hand when you jam it in my mouth, I don't want to choke but it's more important than it not bother you, I'd prefer to not cause problems

Commission for my dearly beloved @NepsieCola in twitter, a date in ishgard ft. THE DRAGON

Lamb of God, a design in the works, she needs a name

My first song yaaaaay! To become good at music you have to start somewhere!

Had a dream a girl was training the customer service brain out of me by treating me like a dog, I was eating out of a.bowl and the happiest I've ever been, she gave me a big cut of salami and I woke up, it could mean anything who knows

Send donations, attend protests, spread awareness, do all you can to stand with the people of Palestine

I keep taking sudden days off from my work to do interviews for better job opportunities, how scandalous! I feel as though I am engaging in a forbidden love that must be kept hidden from my arranged prince, called "beetle wants to be able to afford rent"

you fools, learning how to do damage... but do you know the "frame data" for kindness? Do you know the "motion input" for compassion? all you know is rage arts, but what about... love craft.... no not that one....

Breaking #FFXIV new! Yoshi p started yelling at raiders on Twitter, roughly translating to "ULTIMATES WERENT DESIGNED TO BE BEATEN, we made them as a joke.... YOU SHOULDNT BE PLAYING THEM SICK FUCK!!!" will this effect summoner next patch? Who knows....

More of my UCOB static, using it as an excuse to learn some perspective