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beholdthewizard.bsky.social
Queer wizard who plays ttrpgs
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So fucking tired of dipshit liberals who STILL haven't learned after getting thrashed in an election characterized by a "liberal" running on a very conservative platform. Every time they lose, it's "we should shift further right to gain power back" and it DOES. NOT. WORK.

DEMOCRATS NOW We’re gonna make Canada a state? Come on now. DEMOCRATS IN SIX MONTHS Look, I agree! And we proposed a realistic bill to fund a military invasion of Quebec. Donald Trump refused to sign it. DEMOCRATS IN TWO YEARS The reason we lost is that teens watched too much Young Sheldon.

Every time a Democrat says we lost on social issues when it’s clear this was a loss on inflation and global anti-incumbency, they’re just telling you that they are tired of having to care about vulnerable communities and building a big tent. They long to be a Republican, where things are simple.

This website rules

“to hurt people often leads to people getting mad at you” thank you Jeremy for your insight! sending your check over now

Also, part of the reason we did bought InfoWars is because people on Bluesky told us it would be funny to buy InfoWars. And those people were right. This is the funniest thing that has ever happened.

It's deeply important that we don't treat this as Twitter circa 2014, & instead as a radically new form of communication infrastructure. By increasing hole posting to an hourly rate, we will revolutionise the

the best part about the Onion acquiring Info Wars is that “The Onion Acquires Info Wars” sounds like an Onion article

The void is irresistibly calling me back to my meditations but I fight with all my willpower (lil bit sleepy today)

Trying to have sex in the cybertruck and accidentally getting your virginity back

Are the wizards invading Bluesky now

I'm here now I guess, in case tumblr actually dies