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beigewunder.bsky.social
twitter refugee. basic bitch. CA raised me. VA saved me.
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Ringtones/text tones change. I suddenly wanna do things to make their day easier. The smell of their hair calms me down. I wanna share mundane shit in my life like the weed strain I’m hyped about 😂

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

Enjoying the sunshine in my muumuu with my girthy toes in fuzzy socks.

submitted 5 hours ago • 3 comments

Who among you have made those Greek yogurt bagels?

submitted 9 hours ago • 2 comments

Screaming

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

No but Carl Thomas really crazy hell. He saw a woman decide to be with her *multiple* children, one of whom was an INFANT, and the father of those children, over a guy she hooked up with after the club and made THIS face

submitted 18 hours ago • 9 comments

Dude at work said eggs so high, come Easter, they gon be painting potatoes 😂😂😭😭

submitted 23 hours ago • 12 comments

Soulection really jamming tonight

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

🎵🎶Why ya wanna... play ya games on me🎶🎵

submitted 22 hours ago • 3 comments

It's Friday night - lit candles, wine, music, titties out, and finna play with my new blackhead sucker outer thingie.

submitted 23 hours ago • 3 comments

Now why the fuck would I get a headache at 6PM on FRIDAY???

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I'm going to turn into an avocado.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment