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beka.bsky.social
Well adjusted and normal. Texas state senate 2024🇨🇱 “The Jane Goodall of gender schizophrenics”
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Indiana Bone and the Temple of Poon

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i showed this to my husband and said "this is what happens when i hit the penjamin and go non-verbal" and now whenever that happens i tell him "babe... the wizard"

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Yall mind if I step out?

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Opposable toes human foot (NOT LIKE AN APE FOOT)

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Fuck Alamo drafthouse!!!

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I am the fulcrum point of causality. I am the immovable axle upon which the wheel of history turns. Today, I seize the future.

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One man’s disordered eating is another man’s healthy coping mechanisms

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Went to Walmart hope yall didn’t need anything

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Me, making friends: so which monster do you think is the most fuckable

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This is cinema

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Becoming a problematic Darktide player (accidentally hitting every explosive device possible) with my ogryn Big-Danny-Devito

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Shout out global warming because I have tomorrow and Wednesday off because of the next winter storm :,) 5 day weekend babeyyyy

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SOMEone shit on the floor in front of my bedroom and it wasn’t even me

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All the snow around our building just keeps melting what the fuck!!!! I want to go play!!!!!!

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Roomie Christmas Kbbq had me acting UP in the FaceTime voicemails

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Steam year in review 2024 beating my ass

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Farted and it smelled like weed, shits gas

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Walmart wouldn’t take my return yall need anything ?

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Never getting rid of twitter bc I can’t see both Trump and Hitler being transvestigated anywhere else

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Transphobe mental gymnastics has become even more incredible. Particle physics of gender at this point.

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That a dude with a couple cameras and a plate of appetizers can make something worth $82.5 million and a media company looks at that and goes "couldn't we make even more money if we had AI do it?" tells you exactly how stupid these people are

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Me, minding my own business: @hamborghini.bsky.social : do you know the Latin name for house cat?

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Doing kegels on my period so it’s over faster

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To generate a single image with AI, it requires as much power as charging your phone from 0-100%, now think about how bad this nasty dog shit is

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Idk what’s up w today but I’m literally so tired

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More CEOs should be put down like a rabid dog I think

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One of my friends is doing her first surrogacy and they got that woman on so much estrogen they have her shoving it up her coochie

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