belden.bsky.social
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Six years also gave us Final Fantasy VII, VIII, IX, X, and XI
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Cold Ones and instead of hot wings guests answer questions while cracking open 10 beers and getting increasingly drunk
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Also, it was a pretty savvy marketing move, like, ask anyone to name 5 people who died on the Titanic and guaranteed the violin guys make the list.
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They wanted to get more screen time in the movie.
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“Bluesky? Twitter? Threads? There’s so many apps I thought I was at TGI Fridays. But seriously, my wife is a bitch.”
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Tommy needy drinky
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In my experience people with IBS cannot stand much either
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He’s great at driving drunk
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Cut him some slack, his daughter was murdered
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Elf on the shelf is responsible for seasonal depression
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Are burgers sandwiches? Because there are definitely some straight burgers.
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I think a mosquito wrote this one.
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I’ve heard that cops actually love this. They may not show it on the outside but they are definitely laughing on the inside at falling for such a silly prank.
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It was his idea
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The algorithm serves you ads based on what the data Facebook has collected knows about you. So if you are getting weird-ass E.D. ads it’s probably because for some reason Facebook has determined you are an impotent freak.
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I started watching in middle school but it was during the first season when every episode was just “ha ha you’re fat, ha ha you’re gay, ha ha it’s a washed-up celebrity”.
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If I saw this thumbnail guess which one of the 3 I’d assume they are talking about:
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I remember someone insisting that a munchkin died in The Wizard Of Oz and showing them the Snopes page proving it wasn’t true and them just dismissing it. And I was apoplectic saying “It’s Snopes! You can’t disagree with Snopes!”
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Can’t believe I get to use this one again:
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They’re having a good time. It’s always a good time. Always.
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“Catfish. Catfish. Catfish. Catfish. Bill trying to catfish. Wingo, she looks perfect! Wait a minute, is that Boomhauer’s house?”
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I kept calling him about my broken McFlurry machine and the bastard never fixed it
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All I want is a $1 burger on the Dollar Menu, is that too much to ask for?
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Just use Bing so you can later plead insanity
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A jump scare I definitely wasn’t expecting
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A very large son helping his very short father use the hand dryer.
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“What if the game was that there were no game? People tap the icon on their phone and then nothing happens. They are just sitting there, looking at the their reflection. It almost becomes like a black mirror of some kind, a reflection of technology on the individual. Hehe, brilliant.”
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But what of the gravesite piss?
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“He rumples on my stilt skin until I say his name backwards.”
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Longtime meaning he’s done it his whole life or longtime meaning that he was just hanging from the belt for awhile?
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only hardcore internet users know what this picture is
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Imagine going to the same store for both your watch and your car
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Especially since there is also Record Of The Year which also goes to an individual song.
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Wait until you find out how many Three Stooges there were
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