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belladonnaeyes.bsky.social
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We are speedrunning enshittification.

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

This only grows more delightful with time.

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

Without downloading any pics, where are you mentally

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

my plan to get people to start having more kids? make climate change worse. abolish the department of education. also milk is poison

submitted 15 days ago • 132 comments

This is a lot of words to say “don’t punch down.”

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

You don’t need a hot take, you just need a dank meme.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

So this will be my fifth “once in a generation” recession at 37 years old. Now, I’m not great with math, but…

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

When I declared I would take responsibility, I did not realize there would also be consequences. No, thank you.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

The year is 2026. You have been arrested and exiled to a Mr Beast Content Zone where the Geneva Conventions do not apply

submitted 49 days ago • 166 comments

Apes together strong.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

The Ides of March 44 BC is notorious as the day that Roman senators wore pink to protest the actions of Julius Caesar

submitted 61 days ago • 63 comments

We're gonna move fast and break things. Sometimes we'll make mistakes. If we remove the wrong organ we'll put it back in. We are disrupting surgery

submitted 63 days ago • 79 comments

Robot dogs with guns attached is a way better idea and absolutely zero ways to go wrong

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

My follow up line is usually, “pigs will eat every part of a human body.”

submitted 70 days ago • 1 comment

I just imagined Americans dumping eggs into the ocean, only to give bird flu to all the fish somehow, because the writing on this final season is garbage.

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

Legit thought this was a joke but it's true. Sprinkle some color in your language and Google's AI Overview won't show up in your search results.

submitted 83 days ago • 1 comment

Unfortunate that “Vice President beefs with Pope” was not on my bingo card for this year

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

The year is 2027: I duck behind a cybertruck to hide from the roving pack of dog robots with long guns, but my tuberculosis cough gives me away

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

BUT WHAT ABOUT EGGS??

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

This tracks with my concept that there are 2 groups within the administration: the businessmen & the crusaders. One to attack each category.

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

It’s just bleak that there’s a considerable amount of people who are like “thank goodness the worlds richest human being is stopping the tyranny of the consumer financial protection bureau and that guy who collects atmospheric data”

submitted 89 days ago • 80 comments

CORPORATE DEI WEBINAR: If you meet someone from East Asia, you should avoid asking "So which kind are you?" JACUZZI DEALERSHIP OWNER: Well, that's it. Time to start the Fourth Reich.

submitted 91 days ago • 78 comments