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Today is Edward Gorey's 100th birthday!

submitted 28 minutes ago • 1 comment

It started with @robertgarcia.bsky.social and now @smith.senate.gov does a "yes, and" Yes, Elon Musk IS a dick, AND an asshole

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

Get. Him. Out. Of. Our. Government.

submitted 11 hours ago • 2332 comments

✅️ Pissed on a Cybertruck ✅️ Xeroxed my bare ass ✅️ Pooped on your time ✅️ Middle finger exercises ✅️ Donated to the Dems Attachment: TheBeeMovie.docx

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

This is how I would respond to the email Musk has had sent to government employees (not legal advice). 1. Refused to violate the law. 2. Refused to violate the Constitution. 3. Refused to bow or scrape. 4. Refused to bend a knee. 5. Deleted this stupid email.

submitted 7 hours ago • 474 comments

He thought she was stepping out, but rather than seek divorce, he forced a "romantic" evening on her that he felt she wasn't appreciative enough of, so while their 3 kids slept he beat her with a wine bottle, stabbed her 40x & sent pics of her dead body to her presumed lover saying "your fault"

submitted 15 hours ago • 2 comments

If you support this, you’re an awful human being

submitted 17 hours ago • 221 comments

Just look at these paragraphs from the AP story. Hegseth called Brown unqualified solely because he's Black. Then they fired him... and replaced him with a white guy so indisputably unqualified that he requires a Presidential waiver. This is what "merit" means to them. apnews.com/article/trum...

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RIP to a sweet and funny lady. Goodnight, Lynne Stewart. 💔

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

“You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people & assholes.” -Larry David

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Does law enforcement understand that allowing them to get away with illegal acts is complicity and hence they are committing illegal acts?

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Racist thumb Jim Rodden needs disbarring NOW.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

It's time for us all to stand up against fascists, *especially* Republicans.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

trump wants to be able to tell the USPS not to deliver ballots to blue states www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...

submitted 2 days ago • 431 comments

Nazis all.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

This is how they chip away at election integrity until elections are suspended overall.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

ENOUGH

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

No, but if you’re looking for one, I am aware of a guy you work with that was indicted four times and convicted of thirty-four felonies.

submitted 2 days ago • 5076 comments

Illegal. No one should obeying his illegal orders.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

I think Brookie Clusters used to play the Poconos

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

My grandfather was born into peasantry in Russia in a tiny village along the Volga. They were subsistence farmers until the Bolsheviks came. The soldiers impressed young men into the army & pillaged food stores. They left the villagers to starve & there were rumors of... 🧵 1/4

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Hahah

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We wanted them to have healthcare and a high paying job and a planet to live on and freedom. They want us to suffer. The parties are not the same.

submitted 4 days ago • 496 comments

I've always dreamed of the right wing shearing away in a fireball, but NOT in *this* context...

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submitted 3 days ago • 839 comments

I’m George Takei and I approve of this message.

submitted 3 days ago • 2367 comments

✊️ I will always support Ukraine.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Cc: Orange Menace

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Musk is a psychopath who has never done a charitable or altruistic act in his life. Billionaires should not exist.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

One down, tens of thousands to go...

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DOJ will not drop the conviction of a Jan. 6 defendant for conspiring to murder FBI agents and other law enforcement Edward Kelley said the case was “related” to his Jan. 6 conviction and should be covered by Trump’s proclamation. “The defendant is wrong” storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

submitted 4 days ago • 35 comments

JUST GET IT OVER WITH ALREADY

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

While preference systems existed back to the Civil War & beyond as a way a recognize military service & sacrifice, the Veteran's Preference Act wasn't made federal law until 1944, when... 🧵 1/2

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment