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Producer & VO actor. Real soup head. I always cry at curtain calls.
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It’s been a long day, but in short, bullies ain’t shit! I don’t care what title you hold! This isn’t some long gone reality tv show or failed casino; it is war! How dare a draft dodging dumb dupe humiliate an ally & berate a brave man who has actually been on a battlefield for his people?!

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From Andrés

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I think I’m going to have to “yes and” @bsakat.bsky.social with a lil crossover vibe

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For maximum pinky removal, cut this way

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If there’s one thing about me, it’s that I’m gonna make you watch the show I love and I will make you fall in love with it.

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Not the most important point here, but this is the WEIRDEST picture to use of President Biden.

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I chose the word nauseous over cautious because my stomach is churning at the very possibility Trump could get a second term. But I don’t believe that will happen. Let me explain.

submitted 356 days ago • 6 comments

Ryan Gosling deserves an Oscar for being being the only man in Hollywood who doesn’t take himself too seriously

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Ryan Gosling god BLESS you for this Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend tribute

submitted 356 days ago • 8 comments

Will be thinking about this 1000 times a day forever, I think. youtu.be/VhWqpvGq6b4?...

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Wins for Oppenheimer and Godzilla Minus One mean this is the first time a movie and its sequel both won Oscars the same year.

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New newsletter about a thing I TikToked. theracket.news/p/senator-ka...

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Saved by the Bell in 2024: Zack sets up a booth at the school fair to find out everyone’s attachment style. He matches himself to Kelly (duh) and everyone else to wildly incompatible people. Chaos reigns. Kelly is actually most compatible with Nerd with No Lines #2. They now get married in Hawaii.

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The Traitors is the best show on television. *fact*

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One level is fighting people to get seats at Cafe Nervosa.

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Wokeness is dead

submitted 360 days ago • 31 comments

Just days after the CDC weakened its COVID isolation guidelines, the White House is suspending its free home rapid test program. This week is your last chance to order free COVID rapid tests here: special.usps.com/testkits

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Benny and the Joots (I’ll see myself out)

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Somehow it never occurred to me that a major campaign issue for one of the national parties of the United States in 2024 would be general opposition to a triumph of modern medicine that saves something like 4 million lives worldwide every year and dramatically reduces childhood mortality.

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Yeah I like Dune 2. Dune 2 Dune, Dune 2 Dune 2, Dune 2 Dune, Dune 2 Dune 2, Dune 2 Dune, Dune 2 Dune 2, Dune 2 Dune, I'm packed and I'm holding, I'm smiling, she's living, she's golden, she lives for me, says she lives for me, ovation, her own motivation, she comes round and she goes down on me, and

submitted 363 days ago • 22 comments

The NYT Spelling Bee humbles me every day. Every single day. I’m a writer. I love words almost as much as I love dick. And yet. AND YET, this damn game kicks my ass every time.

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I predicted (as a lot of people did) that the GOP would impeach Biden once they took the House, as payback and to make sure the 2024 election was between two impeached Presidents. I assumed they’d find something in his past they could leverage. But they ended up having to make something up.

submitted 372 days ago • 5 comments

please do not think that i blocked you because i disagree or i can't handle your challenging views, i blocked you because you're annoying

submitted 374 days ago • 14 comments

Me: hmm this Black History Month has been kinda lackluster we need an absolute banger to turn things around Black History Month: say no more, fam

submitted 375 days ago • 33 comments