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bellerideaux.bsky.social
Purveyor of #FirstWorldProblems I ⚜️Pistolette Sky⚜️ | Scorpio Coven | Probably Humming Unknown/Nth 🪽 | My Angels Are Drunk | All skeets(?!😂) my own
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I'm delusional but in like a really cute optimistic way

Wasting meat 🍖, in this economy?!?!?

Timbs in a dryer is crazyyyyyy 😩😩😩😩

This is the closest I’ve gotten 😂

Lmaoooo ok

(Obvs I should’ve just deaded it rt there but I was young so😂 ) A guy brought up his gas situation once relative to a date & I asked him what was his philosophy on putting purchases on credit cards 💳 😂. He got so mad lmaoooo

Large chunks of tomato 🍅

Dulce de leche I can just keep going & going 😩

Well, yes

All I really want most days 🙂‍↕️🤣

Chicken breast (bone in). The superior piece of the bird!

Make sure it’s someone you wouldn’t mind just….being there, like possibly installing themselves as an honorary member of your family or something even after ya’ll break up b/c….

The only good thing to come out of the fall of the republic

No serious court bob!?!?

Imagine having to go to the bathroom😩 ‘scuse me, sorry, sorry, ‘scuse me….

So I wanted to make sure that I could log into my new work 💻 on Monday & I saw an invite to meet my mentor & I was like why does that name sound familiar?? Well my OG twitter friends might remember me screaming about how my bldg started testing the fire alarm 🚨 right before an interview started &-

Found a new spot. The universe had different ideas about me living in townhome instead of a new apt. All my 🏠 tours kept getting cancelled, 1 realtor called us DURING the tour to say that they’d received an application they were going to accept. Lmaooo?? Ok….guess we’ll just leave then??

Took out some of the family elders that have never had hibachi & why the chef picked *me* to toss food to catch in my mouth And I caught it

Somebody logged into Teams today, NOT ME THO!!!

If I still lived in Tampa I’d be in ybor snatching up a few chickens 😩.

Ohhh and I have a pink & turquoise reading corner……

28, but I feel like I should be able to switch something out & add 1 more b/c I’ve had hog’s head cheese 😂

What a day to be traveling. They’re already starting w/the Bull Shenanigans 😩

Broccoli rabe + spicy sausage + Orchiette

Right now Armani Sí

Wow after seeing the footage I can’t believe that many ppl survived 🙏🏽

Sitting in #Nosferatu ,entranced, & wondering if @tanaisbananas.bsky.social ‘s fangbanger accusations had some…..teeth after all 😂

Friday after Thanksgiving & 12/26 are automatically my pie-for-breakfast mornings