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belletheprincess.bsky.social
Real but not real. Woke digital smut vixen. Virtual pornographer. Weird but normal. Babygirl but I’ll kick your teeth in. Gamer. Crafter. Athlete. Artist. Music and TV enjoyer. MILF. You might know me. Yes, I’m on that site. she/they
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I love it when people smell me when they hug me. It’s one of those small but very hot moments.

I really need the attitude choked out of me.

Whew child my anxious attachment issues are getting WORKED this week 😂

Like am I passing or failing? I just don’t know and I’d like to know.

Like Boxes of Shit in Your House? Get a Cat

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Don’t act like y’all didn’t know about Carrie Underwood. 😂

YES. But damn I have some good ones.

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Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got to get back to watching my tattooed blue collar masc parasocial girlfriend draw straight lines on a board for me.

I honestly cannot tell if some of the cringe lesbians on TikTok are serious or parody. Men either, I really don’t care about them, but women are supposed to be better than that, damn it.

BIG SAME

I’m getting a lot of fellow spicy site followers, but I don’t have my links anywhere and I don’t do f4f type shit. Is this the norm? I don’t get followers like this on my real account, just this alt. 🤔

Oof.

The vibes are off.

I simply cannot deal with these elderly British people dropping absolute BARS on TikTok. It’s the best thing that has ever happened to the internet.

This is still up. Amazing.

Establishment Republicans have the opportunity to do something SO FUNNY today…

Update: the new coffee maker sucks, have retrieved old coffee maker from garage before it went to the trash and apologized profusely to it.

One of the things I love about capitalism is that it’s cheaper and more convenient to replace my entire functioning coffee maker than it is to replace a broken carafe. But I have been making cold brew for months and damn it I have missed the smell of hot coffee brewing in the morning.

Poor Gin Gin!!

New year, new me. Ordered a macchiato instead of a latte at Dunkin to save calories. Ordered a whoopie pie donut as a reward for being so disciplined. So in summary:

@kothscreens.bsky.social was a paid actor. @joncooper-us.bsky.social

My gender fluidity lives here.

Getting dunked on by the grocery app to start my day. How’s your morning going?

As a person who works with AI every day in multiple capacities (i.e., it’s also my actual job that isn’t adult content-related), I tend to agree. Plus the average user/business doesn’t want to, or is not able to, pay the actual cost of running even the most basic LLMs.

[genuinely offended, shocked at you] lol

I can’t imagine the neurosis I would experience if I actually tried to earn a living on the spicy sites. I just do it for fun because I’m a mild exhibitionist, but those numbers be fluctuatinggggg. People subscribe, look at the feed, see what they came (har har) to see, and bounce IMMEJITLY.

We are sure that we are the most evolved living species on this planet? (Wait for it)

the best melt downs to observe are the ones where the person has no idea they are having a melt down