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actually am in love with the way my pizza people apologise for my pizza not being ready ahead of time?

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gonna move to naseby & take up curling

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

love to order an uber from a bus stop because the buses are so fucken awesome now that they cost more money.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

i’m making a curry from scratch rn & i honestly cannot remember the last time that cooking gave me any joy at all so the small spark i feel now is almost enough to make me cry being alive is so complicated

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

when the group chat catches the news

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

i desperately miss being able to send photos in dm’s. gifs would be great too but honestly, i really wanna send photos 😭

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

if you see this, post a picture of trees by water

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

jesus wanted me to get drunk. he literally died for my wine. why are you closing all the shops to prevent me from buying the wine that jesus wants me to consume? you ~say~ you believe in jesus but, do you really? really? do you really? coz, i have it on good authority that he wants me to drink…

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

this country feels notorious for creating milkshake ducks. also i am sick to fucking death of explaining to people what a milkshake duck is.

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

ordering a dinner before i go out for dinner because i am a hungry bitch & hungry bitches do not wait for pre approved eating times.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

i’m thinking about a little ‘auckland’ trip in the next couple months, i say ‘auckland’ coz i mean that’s where a plane lands, but who lives north of there that might want to have whatever drink with me? i’m talking like. parakai way & such. so you see it’s not really ‘auckland’..,

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

shame, that really nice woman i met last week is actually not nice. it is never appropriate to use slurs about the lgbtq to describe your distaste at someone that ‘did you wrong’ we cannot be friendly in anyway. no.

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

a film that takes place where you’re from

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

did i deliberately plan dinner that involves a nice chardonnay in the recipe? yes. yes i did. did i make sure there would be at least 2/3 left in the bottle for me? yes. yes i did. am i coping with today? make your own judgement call on that.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

i purchased a new lounge suite. it’s the second time in my entire life i have purchased brand new furniture. & i have zero regrets. it is perfect & comfy & beautiful & it will seat a lot of people. thank the goddess for stocktake sales.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

if every single person in this country gave me $1 it would still not be enough for me to subscribe to the appalling state of media y’all keep posting links to in my feed. you know you could buy coffee, or art, or a book, you could go to a movie, the ballet, buy delicious cheese for a picnic…

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

these fucken guys have done the equivalent of pissing next to me at an empty urinal line. there’s 20 empty parks, why are you next to me, cunt.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

lazy pub dinner

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

moving away from the bar & using a roofie proof top for my drink…

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

fuck me it’s really nice out here tonight

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

i overcommitted & now i just wanna go home

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

there is someone at this table that is absolutely ~losing their entire shit~ about [a thing] [a person] did & it is bringing an entirely familiar sense of violence to the table & i am, quite frankly, here for it.

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

yeah, i probably could have left those shirts on the line for another hour after all but daylight savings is a tricky time of the year to master in the first couple of weeks.

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment