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is anything better than walking with a greyhound? i put to you that there isn’t.

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

just getting pizza delivered to my table by a ridiculously cute italian lady…

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

i wish i was more medically informed so i would understand what the real difference is between ‘good’ & ‘ok’ on my various bloods. they feel the same & yet they also feel totally different…

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

ah yes. this time of the existence that people say to me “you don’t really mean that” & i say “yeah i fucken do” & they say some stupid shit like “you know [whofuckenever]” has a family too..?” & i reveal myself by saying, “yeah & to them too”. & i am never referring to a merry xmas.

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

almost every day for almost 10 years i have been flaying myself for not taking that management position. but now i have been vindicated & i can go about living my best life.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

i still might die with all my teeth. sexiest bitch in the retirement home.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

it’s so wholesome & delightful & very inefficient but fabulous

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

is that your pods i can hear? yup. you won’t be able to hear anyone on the street… yup. that’s… kinda dangerous… meh. they gonna jump me for my pods then they deserve my ear wax quite frankly.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

“i mean, if i was surfing one day & a dolphin just came along & slipped it in i’d say thank you sir”

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

take a snorkel, i don’t want you drowning in butt cheeks nocontextpubchatter

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

sitting at the bar, researching my mental health, & trying not to literally lol as i scroll thru the absolute insanity. in all honesty, it’s not always a bad day to be alive.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

the nice person beside me just left their seat in shock when i sneezed. i love that for them.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

wow, if i didn’t know uni was back in session, having to share a seat at this time of day sure brought it to my attention.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

yes, i absolutely know why my friends are my friends

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

if another international telco ever responds to my online payment with a text message that starts with ‘cool’ i refuse to be held accountable for any following actions i may take.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

now, i don’t think ‘petrol forever’ is the correct response but, if you were tryna dominate the spaces in my town with his garbage? i’d fucken cackle when it failed the vote too. & i’d probably say petrol forever just for the laughs. idk. i just can’t, in any way, support nazis. what else can i say.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

it’s 12.09pm, do you know where the fuck you even are?

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

had to phone to advise on a kororā in a decidedly not alive state. please look for dog signs & adhere to leash requirements. please be mindful of your fishing lines. every small action could save an endemic/native bird & then everyone can have what they enjoy. 🐧🐶🎣

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

taking the road because i probably need to be somewhere. i’m just saying there’s room for holistics in every part of your life.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

bestie coming to live with me before she spreads her baby wings & fucks off overseas leaving us all heartbroken & full of excitement for her. bloody ecstatic it’s a burner of a day & we only have bags to move. two cars, one trip across town, many, many drinks.

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

nothing quite like hanging out at yours friends place when they’re overseas. it’s just… so… good..?

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

absolute fucking christ it’s so hot out i’m literally melting. there’s like barely, barely wind. my own personal element has abandoned me. for today, it’s absolutely glorious & i couldn’t be happier. although i could stand to be significantly less sweaty. id like to not feel vaguely damp everywhere.

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

my top 5 played songs are ~none~ of your businesss, ice king! NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

at least the drivers are nice because the timeliness does not meet any kind of standards

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

i’m gonna die in this bus shelter ain’t i. someone else is gonna make the same mistake of thinking public transport works in about 3 days & find my bones still sitting in perfect place. absolute bullshit.

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

setting up a bank account is a long arse drag with soooooooo many questions. & then there’s the paperwork. & it’s sparked a weird joy in me that my youngest is now kinda ‘independent’ of me. i mean, i’m sad, but also look at me go, raising two, more capable than i,children. fucken legend.

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

the overwhelming urge to purchase the entire set of virginia andrews books because the second hand store has them all bundled up with twine perhaps in advance of you arriving..?

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

one of my goals for the year, which has officially started as of my personal birthday, is to be able to open the ‘i love [insert my suburb]’ page & see nothing because i’ve managed to block everyone for being absolutely insufferable.

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

oop, i already have a hot woman in attendance so, nah, you can’t really sit here…

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

all i’ve done all day is nothing & also hung out with s tier friends & i will be continuing to do so as i enjoy this day to the very goddam end. happy motherfucken birthday to me. here’s to another year of being more me then i was before.

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment