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Just remembered blue sky. Did anyone say they have a crush on me?

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Tesla, when it autopilots thru a wall painted Looney Tunes style

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If I send you this and say “oh dear” just know that I’m stuck in bt a fence and a fence place

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Chat not to intimidate you with my rebellious bad boy nature, but have you ever increased your coffee to water ratio beyond the industry standard 1:17 and make it a bit stronger than normal?

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What kendrick did to drake, I need bill burr to do to ben shapiro comedically and professionally

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whoever invented health insurance: your mom's a ho

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my current aesthetic is the price is right contestant chic

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How it feels to be liberal in a conservative small town Indiana

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don't start no shit won't be no shit does not apply to the internet

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Me if being employed paid

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Driving for Domino's on NYE is nuts. I'm probably going to commit war crimes tonight.

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me on jan 2

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What about Boob?

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“i’m a top” “i’m a bottom” okay????? i’m like a bird, i’ll only fly away?? i don’t know where my home is?? i don’t know where my soul is???

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Fappy new year

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I don't go to New Year's Eve parties because they seem too similar to what I picture my intervention would be. The crowd, the fireworks, my dress and crown, everyone is confused where the bathroom is. Idk I'm just not falling for this

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You ever try to use your camera as a mirror and accidentally make a boy band cover album

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Snake oil salesman: 100% CURES DEPRESSION AND DANDRUFF AND DIABETES Beard oil salesman: I don’t know, it smells nice. Sure, try it on your snakes.

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Shooting myself in the hip to get rid of my hip pain, I yell, "that's politics, baby!" Then some random guy from the internet walks up and quips, "You meant shoot FROM the hip," missing my point entirely. "This is performance art," I say. "Nuh uh," he grunts.

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I don't have much self-esteem but I do have elf esteem which is where I am short but close to average height and look good in green

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There’s holes in the bread because I stuck my dick in the loaf if you MUST KNOW and not to brag but I went 9 slices deep

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Each time you correct someone who did not ask you, your balls get closer to touching toilet water. How did I know you were a man? Sir, I urge you, that water gets really cold in the winter

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Thought for sure getting laid off would be more sexual

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Had a dream I had something funny and interesting to say here. Then I woke up

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Like this post if you want me to follow you back. I won't actually do it but I just want the self esteem boost

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don't forget that we are all stupid on here

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Everyone is militant about you joining blue sky and then you sign up only to find out no one uses it and ignores you when you get here

submitted 169 days ago • 3 comments

let's make this echo chamber an echo HOME

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Just remembered blue sky. Did anyone say they have a crush on me?

Tesla, when it autopilots thru a wall painted Looney Tunes style

If I send you this and say “oh dear” just know that I’m stuck in bt a fence and a fence place

Chat not to intimidate you with my rebellious bad boy nature, but have you ever increased your coffee to water ratio beyond the industry standard 1:17 and make it a bit stronger than normal?

What kendrick did to drake, I need bill burr to do to ben shapiro comedically and professionally

whoever invented health insurance: your mom's a ho

my current aesthetic is the price is right contestant chic

How it feels to be liberal in a conservative small town Indiana

don't start no shit won't be no shit does not apply to the internet

Me if being employed paid

Driving for Domino's on NYE is nuts. I'm probably going to commit war crimes tonight.

me on jan 2

What about Boob?

“i’m a top” “i’m a bottom” okay????? i’m like a bird, i’ll only fly away?? i don’t know where my home is?? i don’t know where my soul is???

Fappy new year

I don't go to New Year's Eve parties because they seem too similar to what I picture my intervention would be. The crowd, the fireworks, my dress and crown, everyone is confused where the bathroom is. Idk I'm just not falling for this

You ever try to use your camera as a mirror and accidentally make a boy band cover album

Snake oil salesman: 100% CURES DEPRESSION AND DANDRUFF AND DIABETES Beard oil salesman: I don’t know, it smells nice. Sure, try it on your snakes.

Shooting myself in the hip to get rid of my hip pain, I yell, "that's politics, baby!" Then some random guy from the internet walks up and quips, "You meant shoot FROM the hip," missing my point entirely. "This is performance art," I say. "Nuh uh," he grunts.

I don't have much self-esteem but I do have elf esteem which is where I am short but close to average height and look good in green

There’s holes in the bread because I stuck my dick in the loaf if you MUST KNOW and not to brag but I went 9 slices deep

Each time you correct someone who did not ask you, your balls get closer to touching toilet water. How did I know you were a man? Sir, I urge you, that water gets really cold in the winter

Thought for sure getting laid off would be more sexual

Had a dream I had something funny and interesting to say here. Then I woke up

Like this post if you want me to follow you back. I won't actually do it but I just want the self esteem boost

don't forget that we are all stupid on here

Everyone is militant about you joining blue sky and then you sign up only to find out no one uses it and ignores you when you get here

let's make this echo chamber an echo HOME

Hit me up if you're addicted to drugs or alcohol and in need of a friend who will enable you🙏

i was born in the late 1900s

I put the “huge dick” in “back pain huge dick.”