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benblog.bsky.social
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Patate coeur 🤎

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She wordle on my strand til I connect

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I am normal and can be trusted to hold the football for Charlie Brown

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Ratatouille but it’s ChatGPT under the chef hat. Hmm. Chatatouille. @newyorker.com give me 50 thousand dollars to continue or else I will start a rival magazine with bigger ideas

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

[slipping the Staples employee a crisp 1 dollar bill] Give me some of the good paper, you know, from tall trees that shaded lovers

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#valentootsday

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Disagree. A shower dunkin cleanses the soul

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Charles Entertainment Schumer

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(pretending i haven't opened my phone in the last 13 days) greek salad is the move when red onion and feta is the vibe

submitted 23 days ago • 17 comments

Wanna hit the daub pen bro

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fuck you movie world

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There is dog pee everywhere for those with the snow to see it

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Barry Lyndon × 21 Savage "a lot"

submitted 166 days ago • 4 comments