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Ugly 4th quarter but I’ll take a W any way we can get it #Rockets

Hot take… 99% of the time celebrities in commercials feel forced and dumb

The #Rockets are last in the league in FT% over the past 15 games @ 72.5%. Tonight they’re 69.2% so far.

So many missed free throws this season. It makes me sick. #Rockets

As a #Rockets fan I absolutely do not like Wemby, but ngl I still hate that he’s out for the season. Sucks for basketball. #NBAsky

There’s plenty of international stars in the league to make a formidable All-Star roster. Enough so that there would still be conversations about snubs. In fact, the international team might even have a considerable advantage in the frontcourt. #NBAsky

Disgraceful basketball from the #Rockets lately

The #Rockets are a dumpster fire and honestly it starts with Ime Udoka. He’s fucking up lately. Teach your players how to play against zone. Hold them accountable for their terrible FT shooting. And put your rested starters back in to close the game. Stay ready crew did great but they were gassed.

Aight I’m out. The #Rockets suck. All Star break couldn’t come sooner. Hope Bari & Fred coming back helps, but seems unlikely the rest of the team will suddenly remember how to play basketball. Major coaching problems. Can’t handle zone defense. Can’t shoot FTs. All this needs to be addressed NOW.

I feel like I’m watching Silas era ball right now. Fucking trainwreck. #Rockets

This is embarrassing dawg. #Rockets playing like they never seen a basketball before.

The average quality of shot the #Rockets are taking tonight is truly awful

#Rockets are last in the league in FT% over the last 15 games. Tonight in the 1st half they went 44% from the line. Pathetic.

Steph Curry loses his balance and somehow that’s a foul? The fuck??? #Rockets

Why do we always look like we’ve never seen zone defense before? #Rockets

We letting all these scrubs cook us. I’m sick. #Rockets

Is Jimmy Butler gonna poop his pants again tonight? #Rockets

The #Rockets should make an exception for the no b2b rule on Tari. It should not apply when we play the Warriors.

Tyus Jones doesn’t turn the ball over. The #Rockets turned him over 6x last night. They also got KD 7x. Turnovers & offensive rebounds were the difference, as PHX (52/39/82) shot much better than HOU (47/31/58). Rockets had 17 ORs & 11 TOs Suns had 11 ORs & 17 TOs Grit defines this Rockets team.

Tari Eason:

Reed Sheppard dunked in the NBA. Let’s hope that was a main story quest & he just unlocked something good in the game 😂

Bol Bol always cooks us #Rockets

The Rooms To Go vault thing is such a painfully awkward situation. Why is it a vault? 🤔 🤨 #Rockets

Why do I get the feeling Udoka pulled Reed Sheppard out the game right there to protect him? I know yall saw that arm pull on 7’0” Nick Richards after the whistle after the whistle 😂 he’s a courageous little dude I’ll give him that

Unselfish play by Tari Eason

Entertaining 1st quarter. Both teams playing well. #Rockets #Suns

If Royal Ivey’s date for Halloween dressed up as cheese, he could just go as himself and they’d be a Royal with Cheese.