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bendawson.bsky.social
Dad, accountant, Minnesotan, stupidly competitive.
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It’s a miracle! Best sleep score since July! 2023.

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

CHUG CHUG CHUG!

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

This is wonderful news!

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Angie Craig is going to inspire me to run for Congress.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

The worst part about a kid having 7:15 lacrosse practice is waiting for security to come and open the dome to let them in until 7:30. These girls aren’t even getting together and starting a betting pool. Just shameful lack of team building despite the opportunity being there.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Kid2 told me that something called “Mac McClung” won the dunk contest last night, and I called him “a broke man’s Dominique Wilkins,” but now I feel bad about it because that’s not fair to Dominique.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

BUDWEISER FROG #1: budd BUDWEISER FROG #2: dwy BUDWEISER FROG #3: er

submitted 21 days ago • 31 comments

I’m just trying to find new and creative ways for the Ladyfriend’s family to be disappointed in me.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Man, this is weird.

submitted 22 days ago • 2 comments

If it’s because Minnesota hasn’t joined Canada yet, I presume the paperwork is in the mail.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

You can have one more. It’s ok.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

That’s not a lonely lunch. That’s a dude sneaking something he likes but was asked to not get anymore.

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

Morgen Wallen is playing two shows at camp randall, because satire is dead and buried.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Mein Gott.

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

If you went to college 1. what was your career goal when you started? 2. your initial major? 3. if you changed majors, what did you change to? 4. what do you do now, professionally? 1. Football Coach/History Teacher 2. History Ed 3. Accounting 4. Accounting shit.

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

cc: @swanosaurus.bsky.social

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

It’s 2, 6, and 8. 2 more years of work, then I’d going to be the most Dad Dad ever for 50 years.

submitted 34 days ago • 3 comments

Guess it’s time to be a better parent for a bit. I think I’m coaching tee ball and soccer this summer.

submitted 34 days ago • 2 comments

215 days until the college football season kicks off by offending the Irish by sending Iowa State to Dublin.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

In the last 5 games, Ryan Day has beaten Notre Dame, Texas, Oregon, Tennessee, and Ohio State. That’s quite a run.

submitted 34 days ago • 3 comments

The Minnesota Lager Queens.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments