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bendotben.bsky.social
Social anxiety in the streets, sleep with a fan on in the sheets. 😎
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Remember malls?

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NEW SNOOZE BIG DAY open.spotify.com/track/2DzwRi...

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And I am an ally. If you are too, let the world know.

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You like my T-shirt, so I compliment your shoes open.spotify.com/track/4EhF4m...

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-The Rock puts his hand gently on Cody's face- -The whole office stares silently- -Cut to deadpan Jim Halpert-

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"Hey, noble honorable top baby face champion, sell your soul to me. Take a week to think about it. You can trust me - I just told a fan I'd knock the syphilis off their face."

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30 minutes later I'm still not entirely sure what The Rock wants from Cody. That was unbearably long and awkward.

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Put a suit on it, it’s Slenderman.

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Jordan Binnington will never have to pay for a Molson again

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Not putting the band on skates feels like a missed opportunity here.

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O Canada is just a good song.

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Having a camera shoved in my face while an arena boos me before I defend my country's honor on ice is about as close to a nightmare as you could put me, personally.

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Get ready to hear the word "spirited bout" a lot from the commentators after someone head gets their head removed with a hockey stick 3 seconds in.

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As a Flyers fan this is the most important hockey game I’ve watched in 18 years

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woah

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Something about the phrase "medically cleared for a Street Fight" is funny. I just imagine the doctor saying "Yeah you can totally take a barbed wire chair to the knee." #AEW #WrestleSky

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These two are about to kill each other

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Good stuff from MJF and Hanger #AEW

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Where do I sign up to get early access?

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No one gets me quite the way you get me.

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I don't really watch NXT - Who's this guy with the school pep rally entrance music and why did he just saunter to the ring in a white dress shirt looking like an overworked businessman? #WWE #WrestleSky

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Ricky SAINTS lol okay fine. Could have been so much worse. #WWENXT #WrestleSky

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#WWENXT

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Ricky Starks isn't gonna be Ricky Starks is he? He's not gonna be one of those trademarked names though. It'll be just, like, "Starks" or something.

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I haven't actually listened to this song. I'm just trying to figure out what this could possibly sound like. open.spotify.com/track/71xRN0...

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some of you could benefit from having just a touch more social anxiety

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I have a lot of love and kindness to give but I have the resting visage of a yeti being told his cave is being foreclosed on and I guess people find that unapproachable.

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My whole family starts crying as the judge sentences me to get on a commercial flight

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Surely this is poor for a fire pokemon's digestive system.

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Bro flipped off Gunther after he said he smelled. Wrestling is alive and well. #WWERAW

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Bron Breakker/AJ Styles oh baby #WWERAW

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I got that dog in me (I’m scared of the doorbell)

submitted 6 days ago • 67 comments

Smoking Kills (dynasties) 🚬 #FlyEaglesFly

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open.spotify.com/track/7hJp3R...

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izz windy

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Speaking of Finch, here's this sadistic banger. open.spotify.com/track/4vojoA...

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The first single off Arm's Length's new album. It has Finch all over it. Very excited for this one this year. open.spotify.com/track/7ons0l...

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Picked up my bass two days in a row this is major.

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They took the gas can and rock salt off the rack in my garage and used it for the ring steps tonight. #AEWGrandSlam

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Ospreay/Omega vs Takeshita/Fletcher I will accept nothing less than match of the century. #AEWGrandSlam

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Getting really tired of this pesky puck getting in the way of my fights.

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Scripted fights in hockey oh baby one step closer to hockey sports entertainment.

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