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SORRY. Sorry. Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement

submitted 1 day ago • 818 comments

I can see @jamesrapien.bsky.social sweating bullets on Thursday night…

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Overton window has already shifted from “concentrations are bad in all circumstances” to “the people you send to concentration camps must have their day in court first”.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Boomers are the fucking worst

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Me when I sleep on my side weird

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

And then he does the Freddie Mercury call and repeat almost verbatim at Coachella 🙄. Come on, Benson Boone, you’re great, but come on…

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

I’ll do you one even better: they should be forced to convert all their savings and assets into total index funds like $VTI. Their wealth should be directly tied to the success and stability of the nation.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Alright, I think people knew of the tariff pause and traded it beforehand. You can see before Trump posted "buy" on Truth Social, traders opened $QQQ $TQQQ and $SPY calls RIGHT BEFORE THE NEWS, someone opened $SPY 509 calls, expiring TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Those calls are up 2100% in one hour.

submitted 13 days ago • 258 comments

“Here to explain how the tariffs were calculated is global pop star Olivia Rodrigo.”

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

You can tell this isn’t real because Mordor isn’t exempt.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Super Bowl

submitted 20 days ago • 2 comments

I'm not a programming guy but MSNBC and CNN should be airing this Cory Booker thing in the same way you take over programming if there's a no-hitter or a basketball player with 60 points in three quarters. It's a physical feat! Cut in for this kind of thing. Costs nothing, gooses ratings, good TV.

submitted 21 days ago • 1092 comments

Ok hear me out…. Gamecocks

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

#ATOBTTR

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

The perfect picture to warn against spending draft picks on kickers and punters

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

🙄 these people…

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Heeeeey let’s hear it for accountability in politics! 👏 👏 👏

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Uh oh, guys… my SSN is “1); DROP TABLE people; —”. Buckle up….

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments