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benholland.bsky.social
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Crazy skies in London right now

A quick reminder: vast wealth does not equal vast intelligence

Merry New Year’s Eve!

Merry Christmas! 🎄 People here know Die Hard is a Christmas movie right? They were strangely divided on that one over on the bird app…

How is Bluesky for promoting music? How does it compare to Twitter in general? My first album is now available on Vinyl, please help spread the word! Thanks 😎👍 elasticstage.com/benholland/r...

I’ve hated Piccalilli since I was a kid. I’m sure my parents remember, but after visiting them for the past couple of days, got on a train back to London, opened the sarnie they’d made for me to see a ton of it in there. Tastes like uranium. I ate it to be polite, saw flashing colours, passed out

Joe Rogan has recently had high profile interview offers from: Zelenskyy a president. Klitschko a boxing heavyweight champ. Kasparov a chess grandmaster. Even the worst partisan hack journalists of legacy media would pull a tooth to get these offers. Why not Joe? 🤔

Joe Rogan is the undeniably useful, unbelievably idiotic, undisputed world heavyweight champion of useful idiots

‘When the moon hits the reef, Lighting multiple teeth, That’s a-moray…’

This doesn’t really scream come in and buy children’s wear, it just screams… 😱

I’ve read this sentence four times now and I still don’t know what it means…?

Look out for the shrimp on the northern line minding the gap…

Twilight Struggle. My favourite two player board game, can’t recommend it enough 😎👍