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benhomewood.bsky.social
Actor. Writer. Pirate. Wine club. If you know you know.
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Today a glass shower screen exploded in my face. I suppose in a way I had it coming really.

submitted 47 days ago • 2 comments

Who do you have to push of a barn roof around here to get ‘Bluesky famous’?

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

I am dining alone in a very nice Indian restaurant in Hartley Wintney and I am hugely happy.

submitted 52 days ago • 2 comments

I hate Dyson ‘Airblades’ more than I hate famine. And honestly I really loathe famine.

submitted 52 days ago • 2 comments

My David Lynch story is this: When I was 19, I had never met David Lynch for the first time. Many years later I still never met him again. I love his work though. He was absolutely fucking great. Makes you think.

submitted 52 days ago • 4 comments

Somebody close to me bought ‘ready salted crisps.’ They are fucking dead to me.

submitted 75 days ago • 2 comments

A short story without a twist at the end: Tried some wine at a Christmas market today. It was disgusting and cloudy and nasty. “It’s a natural wine” the man said, proudly. Fin.

submitted 85 days ago • 7 comments

You’ve heard about the ‘elf on the shelf’? Well How about the ‘Why the fuck are you doing this to yourselves on the shelves?’

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

In other news. The barn we’ve been pissing about with for about 7 years will be our home in 3 weeks. Still lots of work (mainly the outside) but it really is looking excitingly close to being liveable in. Most excitingly of ALL… The wine cellar will be finished in one week. (Priorities) Let’s kiss.

submitted 101 days ago • 3 comments

Hello. #ff @benhomewood.bsky.social #oldskool #oldcunt

submitted 101 days ago • 1 comment

Drank another bottle of absolutely DISGUSTING ‘natural’ wine over the weekend. I’d rather drink a bottle of diabetic tramps spit. And because this is the truthful platform. Now I am going to have to.

submitted 105 days ago • 3 comments

So we get 300 characters on here right? That’s an interesting amount. I used to love the old Twitter limit. I guess It’s going to take me some time to work out what that actually means in terms of how to structure my posts so I get the maximum amount of information in them without resorting to waffl

submitted 105 days ago • 1 comment

Never thought that I would miss Boris Johnson. And I was right. I don’t. He’s a cunt.

submitted 105 days ago • 2 comments

I wonder at what point people like me will stop posting about Bluesky and just start using it?

submitted 105 days ago • 1 comment

There’s still bullying on Bsky. But it’s ‘our’ bullying and honestly, I’m right here for it.

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

I just opened an email from a right cunt.

submitted 114 days ago • 1 comment

All of this ‘interaction’ is making me feel nervous.

submitted 114 days ago • 1 comment