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SOCIETY HAS MOVED PAST THE NEED FOR FUCK OFF HIT & RUN MURDER TRUCKS LEGALIZE MOTOCOMPO NOW

my new home server comes in tomorrow ~~~

i always think of and then immediately forget banger posts while driving home from work

the sinus does a TERRIBLE job at being a cavity

you barely beat your counterpart to the buzzer. "passoid!" steve harvey is shocked and stunned and gives the crowd a couple seconds to react. in a strangled voice, he swings his arm towards the board, "let me see.. passoid?" the category was normal things to say. X X X

i want to meet my wife in a drunken barfight while O-o-h Child plays

i keep bracing my arms when i rocket jump and it is starting to make my forearm hurt

Kim Pine

it's a tragedy that there are no kidz bop NIN covers

i should organize a groupwatch of pitch perfect

transpiration is when a transgender person sweats

do you guys have any advice for this troubled soul

i think distilling an entire account to a number is extremely reductive and hostile but i can't help plugging my handle into the tool to get a funny internet score it's like taking a facebook quiz on which seinfeld character you are

i'm back bitches

getting off bsky for like a week to get my ducks in order and to maybe stop dissociating more i hope you (reader, personally) do well!

www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=... holy shit TF2 properly open sourced??? huge

this is one of my favorite touhou videos

there are always like 6 different auxiliary modes for japanese rhythm games and they all require you to do shit like recite an Forgotten Evil (She Shall Not Be Named)'s ancient incantation or to do a backflip or something

i go through very boring phases where i'm not a very interesting person

could you vape a hormonal solution i imagine vaporizing straight up Delestrogen probably produces a lot of irritants and not-nice-for-your-lungs chemicals but i wonder how the pharmacokinetics work out

the mcdonalds caramel frappé is 650 cals no fucking way

girl who is a fried chicken tramp

think more products should do calendar versioning keep those numbers movin!!!

i am a little frowny that ultimately signal won out over matrix for E2EE comms but i think understand why it did?

i need to make more guy friends that will send me pictures to drool and lust after

randomly biting girls like a cat does if you sit too weird next to them

i place too much sanctity on written word i think i don't really need to hard evaluate every single thing or article someone writes in good faith probably

[posting on peasant bluesky] just had millet porridge for the first time 🤤 🔔¹ Millet World – Facts and More followed you 🧑‍🌾₊ The Dimbleby Dad @dimblebydad I think even millet porridge do a better job than that oaf of a duke running our township! 🤣

bracing for the workweek :(

advanced boyfriend tactics.

i am recovering a lot of functional strength going to the gym which i am happy about i hope i can get to a point where i can bridal carry women i NEED to be able to carry girls up the stairs and into a bed

girldinner :)

i think if i look at another line of elisp my head might explode