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beninhobart.bsky.social
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He should use this as cover to bomb the Epstein island

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Greens manifesto 2025 just dropped

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Record label exec turning a big dial taht says 'horniness' on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right.

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Cossacks in 1812

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WW2 soldiers getting hyped for battle listening to tunes like Let the Chattanooga hit the choochoo Let the Chattanooga hit the choochoo Let the Chattanooga hit the choochoo Let the Chattanooga hit the *ting ting* Choochoooooooooo

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Just saw Sinners. My take away is that whenever white people appropritated black music it opened a portal to hell. And when black people sang an Irish folk song it was badass. Four stars

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How come you never hear about the Northern states? Like the states that are north of Michigan or Washington. What are they getting up to up there?

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Woke up; made banana and almond smoothie; listened to Hamish & Andy podcast; got told by Immortan Joe that I am awaited in Valhalla; had coffee with Lisa; logged on at work; sprayed silver paint on my face; smashed out an epic cross fit session at lunch🙏

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eyyyy I'm being infallible over ere

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This too will post

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When you win the biggest rap feud of the century and your reward is you have to play in Ballarat

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Some cutting political satire here in Hobart. Banksy level stuff. Really makes you think

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I just heard there is a punk band from London. Lmao what the hell do they sing about? Being late for high tea because your Tube ride was delayed? Gtfo

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Remember folks, when brown people buy success it's destroying the game, when white people buy success it's a cutesy feel good story

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Bro is normalising not having to wear a suit to a funeral. He must be protected at all costs

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Halway though this video and it hit me: I would watch @jonbois.bsky.social make a chart about literally anything youtu.be/n36R8xlhe1U?...

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1960s: Under socialism you will have to work into your 70s 😱 2020s: Under capitalism you get to work into your 70s 🤗

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Drop a comment if you want me to add you to Area 51 PC Small Group

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He's back!

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It's funny how all of their promos are the brothers giving it YOU WOT MATE? face, when literally all of their lyrics are You and I Our souls fly high in the sky They'll never see That we're gonna stay mates till tea

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I Know Why the Caged Guy Replies

submitted 101 days ago • 9 comments

Ladies imagine you were on a date with a guy and it was all going swell but after dinner when the check arrived he chimed in with a 'Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?'

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Dr Seuss voice: I do not want to guess the color of your underwear I wouldn't care to know what you got going on down there Pretty in pink or all see-through, I couldn't care I will not turn this shit out, that's not for talking about (yeah)

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I am proud to show my support of President Zelenskyy in his tireless waging of a righteous war against suits #SlavaUkraini or whatever but mainly #FuckSuits

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Just remember any picture in focus like this means the car was stationary

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Wake up babe they're doing diss tracks for white people now

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments

Sure sex is good but have you ever jacked off and then written a song about it and then have that song launch you as the defining pop punk band of a generation?

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Oh hell yeah we are sofa king back

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Aussie guys always be like "Come sail your ships around me" and "And burn your bridges down"

submitted 126 days ago • 1 comment

What a thing to post on the day when we are all looking at the upside down crashed plane

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Trinidad AND Tobago? In this economy?

submitted 134 days ago • 1 comment

half time show 2025

submitted 134 days ago • 61 comments

They're over there doing "I've never heard of kendrick lamar before but I thought the half time show was crap" takes aren't they?

submitted 134 days ago • 2 comments

What happened to flash mobs? Did covid kill them off?

submitted 135 days ago • 4 comments

The plural of Super-Bowl is Supers-Bowl

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Imagine the first guy who ever reverse parallel parked He runs in and tells his mates he's just perfected a new way to park and they're calling him a maniac

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*Listens to french hiphop *Waits impatiently for one of them to yell out "MOUTAAAAAARDE"

submitted 150 days ago • 1 comment

The Zone of Interest (2024)

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Dance like noone is watching - American tiktokers

submitted 156 days ago • 1 comment

People really don't get flabbergasted like they used to

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Things started going bad around the time we as a society gave up on meatloaf (and if you're wondering if I mean the food or the singer: yes)

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I CAN FIX HIM (By murdering him)

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