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Me at pickup ball on Friday

To me, this is 100x cooler than anything that has ever happened in a Slam Dunk Contest, if for no other reason than that it happened in a real game against real competition (at least inasmuch as the Wizards are "real competition")

If you attend all the "Know Before You Go" Adobe Summit preview sessions for employees you are a cop 💯

"They didn't trade Luka to Timbuktu. No offense, but it's not like they traded him to Utah. They traded him to the Lakers" -Candace Parker on TNT Ouch

Hahaha look at this idiot

Absolutely perfect outcome for our guys

I don’t know who Benson Boone is

"your outie subscribes to small publications to support quality journalism"

I got DRAIN in Spelling Bee so obviously I had to re-watch There Will Be Blood

Forcing my kids to watch SNL50 to help them understand where my sense of humor came from as a teenager in the 90s

Mac McClung: Slam Dunk Contest Wins: 3 Actual NBA Games Played (career): 5

I honestly don’t get it. This seems kinda mid for a 50 piece. Not that hard to tap the rim and dunk on the way down when you can jump

Yeah man I have enough macroeconomic/political angst in my life right now, I really don’t need to channel more of it through a hockey game

It would be a weird experience to attend a Jazz game these days. I have to assume that the fans at the Delta Center who cheer when the team does something good are casuals who don’t understand What We’re Trying to Do Here™

More like Kansas City Cheeks

But actually though

Not Like Us sitting there waiting like chekov’s gun right now

Drake sponsored the commercial telling viewers to go use the bathroom right now

I'm vice #7: Sugar-Free Red Bull