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benjaminjs.bsky.social
🏳️‍🌈 I speak only for myself. Animation writer. Grocery Clerk with Half an Eyelid from "Crazy-Ex Girlfriend" OK puppeteer. He/him
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Slay, gurl.

The reply email inbox for this “what did you do last week” email is [email protected], so, you know, definitely don’t send them any unrelated messages that would interfere with their ability to carry out Elon’s dumbass bullshit

I was so excited for people to see this episode!

Just a normal world where I find myself thinking things like "we need our world allies to really start punishing the shit out of us so we still have a country.

Then he'd better get on it because right now he's mostly deporting people fleeing violence and children.

Trump is going to fire all the cardinals and install himself as Pope.

We've lost a legend.

There's no reason to do this other than to terrorize a vulnerable community and put them in danger.

We have to walk across the street to get any kind of lunch because Disney closed our closest cafe and the danger we have to put ourselves into just eat to is somewhat comical.

Being Black doesn't mean you got your job because of DEI. Sometimes you're just damn good at your job. Trump is racist.

He's so good at communicating.

If the media gives you a pass for making a Nazi salute so long as you infer it's a "my heart goes out to you" gesture then I'm going to start flipping people off and say it's my way of pointing to heaven.

Up is down.

Odd Maine has a governor willing to say "we'll see you in court" to Trump's face while also having the most worthless senator of all, Susan Collins.

Who on earth would agree to perform at the Kennedy Center after this taints it? Zachary Levi and Kid Rock?

Important new in Eric Adams case. Judge Ho does the right thing. "To assist with its decision-making via an adversarial process, the Court exercises its inherent authority to appoint Paul Clement of Clement & Murphy PLLC as amicus curiae to present arguments on the Government's Motion to Dismiss."

I can't believe we keep dancing around clear Nazi salutes.

Yes. Obviously when the problem is a highly infectious disease the solution is to cram animals even closer together.

No DEI let it DIE.

The only reason the GOP is ‘panicking privately’ is because their constituents are yelling publicly. Otherwise they wouldn’t care. That means our organizing, our phone calls, our rallies, and our protests are working. Don’t let up on these cowards for one second. www.politico.com/news/2025/02...

I think it's a pipe dream to think we'd win any Florida elections, but we can do our best. NY 21 has been blue before and seems very possible.

Mail in ballots were sure fun while they lasted!

Kash Patel is going to be a disaster. Happy Thursday!

She's publicly been complaining about the way Trump has been acting illegally but also don't want to do anything to stop him from doing illegal things. No one is ever more Susan Collins than Susan Collins.

Gurl, he is compromised.

To be fair, her spec script is awesome.

Trump described himself as a king AND he's gutting the government to help pay for tax cuts for billionaires. It's crazy how I can think about both things at the same time without being distracted.

They could literally ship all democratic women to Guantanamo Bay and someone would tweet “It’s a distraction!”

So are they gonna let him go and rehire him the next day after a Twitter poll?

Jesus Fucking Christ.

"I'm Trump is a king, then he should order for eggs to be cheaper!" - Chuck Schumer.

Ironically for someone advocating for women, Riley Gaines is a character from "The Boys" brought to life.

I KNOW he's just trolling us and I KNOW I'm falling into his trap but I don't like Trump calling himself "king."

Your taxpayer dollars are being used for a hate campaign against one of the most vulnerable communities.

“Democrats seem to be waiting for Trump, Musk, and MAGA to naturally become unpopular, instead of working overtime to make them unpopular. We can’t wait. We need a unified, aggressive, and creative opposition in this country.” Read more from @leahgreenberg.bsky.social and @ezralevin.bsky.social. 👇

Target is trash now. I worked there for 5 years in my 20s, used to enjoy shopping there after, but the quality of the shopping experience has deteriorated in almost every way. Long lines. Everything locked up. Dirty. They don't care about their customers and I won't be giving them my business.

DOGE fired the Doomsday fish without knowing what it did and is trying to rehire it.