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Anyway I think we can all agree the clear lesson is Dutton was simply too woke to keep his seat

Can't stop looking at these numbers filtering through, truly a day to remember for the true believers

'We control Brisbane City Council' - incredible adventures in cope from James MGrath

Victorians afraid to vote for a Dutton govt because he's a colossal fuckwit

Whatever but if I can't find a carton of eggs at the supermarket tomorrow arvo we riot

Okay fella that'll do

My special jeopardy category is these abc studio election night losers, David Davis still one of my faves

Thoughts go out to every gormless hack who ran the cuddly Dutton 2.0 line, you ridiculous drooling malfeasances

Ok I've seen enough

Cake stall goodies, beautiful autumn day, Dogs on a blitz and Dutton mashed tonight

'Attuned to the views and values' typed no actual person ever; not only is this deeply creepy and cringe it's also not a message from Kirilly Dutton

I'm old enough to remember when fascists could fash entirely under their own steam and didn't rely on FashGPT to generate their fashy tweets

My abiding memory of this inspirationless election will be dishevelled Brian Nankervis bedazzled by the polling place cake stall spread like he had just stumbled upon Shangri-La

From the producers of 'You have a new message in your myGov Inbox' and 'Rail replacement bus' comes the all new horror

picturing australia's meeja elite all bunking down together in Traralgon's iconic Murphy's Motor Inn

Jane Hume is the most annoying person on the Grade 4/5H WhatsApp, the nastiest poster in Carnegie Good Karma Network, the worst spectator to sit next to at the U14 Glenhuntly Hawks semi final, the person in front of you at the bakery trying to pay for 6 different types of white roll on platinum Amex