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francine i haven’t been entirely honest with you • ABQ, NM
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bought an adapter to charge my car at tesla superchargers.

If you’re an LGB without the T/Q person, block me and fuck off.

a second vinfast has been spotted !! i kinda want to go test drive one

the thrift gods are smiling on me on this day i walk in looking for glassware and i spotted this on the shelf and thought “well that blue looks familiar”

Everytime I’m in an uber that’s a Tesla I question the drivers financial competence and my own mortality

i gave in to temptation, so now we’re both soaking up some afternoon rays while the temp hovers right below freezing

apparently not even a 20° morning is going to keep brie from sunbathing

this is how i learned that we apparently have a vinfast dealership all the way out in albuquerque #weirdcarbs

ulysses s grant has been dead for 139 slutty, slutty years

I do not want to save image in Google Photos. I want to save in Photos…on my phone…that I own…in my hands.

i had a spare pie crust sitting in the freezer, and an extra can of pumpkin… what was i supposed to do? *not* make another pie?

fine, i’ll rewatch some like it hot today

day one of thanksgiving prep ☑️

what i loved most about using phone as a key when i had my lincoln was every time i walked past my garage door into the kitchen my car would do all its little proximity bullshit and drain its battery in like 3 days

tonight’s film is Hedwig and the Angry Inch (2001) one of the movies that made me the 🚬🐐 i am today

The real secret to the "Mediterranean diet" is eating equal qualities of pasta and antipasto so that they annihilate one another