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The next mozarts drowning under the weight of 15 payment plans

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Silicon valley is not only cringe and inept, its white af

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Things to say at a dinner party when youre looking to warm things up shortly after arriving an hour early 1. Your house looks great, is it made out of wood? 2. My grandma makes a dip just like this but she's in hospice and it costs a fortune 3. Whats yalls climate change plans? Ours's suicide

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Making annoying and ambitious suggestions is a very american thing. For instance, if you bring a nice pie to a party some dufus will tell you to open a bakery. Or if you tell a good story some idiot will say you should write a book. Srsly, gtfoh

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Now all the sudden the US cant tell el salvador or any other country what to do, how convenient. These fukn pig people are dumber than dogshit

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If your grandad wouldve thanked his ticketing officer for his service he couldve avoided being placed on the terrorist watch list altogether and we wouldve never had a reason to ship him to an offshore black site prison for the remainder of his natural life

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Yeah i'm a Karen alright. Karen Boutanimals

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Guys love to round up the bros and get a global depresh going

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I just cant believe cops are searching phones looking for opinions. Shit has gotten so bad and stupid that i usually dont fully comprehend the extent but every once in awhile it hits me like lightening and i see clearly how goddamn dumb things are bc of these assholes in charge

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Next time i'm on a plane and someone has a medical emergency i'm going to say alright everyone remain calm i'm from the top 10% of income earners

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If your answer to animal suffering is no more animals then my answer to that is no more you

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

A businessman is just a guy with money that uses that money to hire people who know how to run a business

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