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benji2049.bsky.social
Just some middle-aged guy making middle-aged noises. He/Him. Married. Saucy Narrator. Smut Writer. NSFW Content Creator. Voice Artist. MDNI.
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The algorithm’s been enjoying this one lately. So, in case you missed it, here’s a poem about how good it feels to be your man. m.youtube.com/watch?v=RfxD...

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Now live on Reddit. You're a single mom: exhausted, nervous, and self conscious. You were so looking forward to this date, but the guy ghosted. But then you're approached by a kind, charming single dad... www.reddit.com/r/gonewildau...

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While we wait for @benji2049.bsky.social new audio, may I suggest you listen to “Last Call,” the story of a woman finding her way back to herself through a strangers-to-lovers connection? www.reddit.com/r/GWNarrativ...

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Movies you’ve watched more than 6 times using only gifs.

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Coming soon…

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

It is remarkable to me that I'm still making royalties from books I published almost 9 years ago. They are not good books, but they are extremely kink-focused. Which just goes to show, you can accomplish your dream of getting published - if you're willing to write utter filth.

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

You’re quoting “we are not the same” memes to illustrate cringeworthy distinctions without a difference. I’m quoting “we are not the same” memes to illustrate that we are not the same. We are… wait.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I ran for the first time in a while today. It never ceases to humble a man, that he can lift as much weight as he wants in the gym, but gas out after 2 minutes of brisk jogging.

submitted 6 days ago • 5 comments

What? He recorded another audio? The man is mad! He must be stopped! This kind of productivity can’t be healthy…

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

Think of your prissiest, most extra friend. The one who despises weird smells, cramped places, and mild inconveniences. Now shrink them down to pint size, double their aggravation, and split them in two. That’s what it’s like getting young children to use a public bathroom.

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

If you like romantic little stories, I present to you “Nothing and Everything.” Inspired by a @benji2049.bsky.social ASMR about Star Wars, I wrote a late-night conversation between lovers: www.literotica.com/s/nothing-an...

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Finally had a chance to record some smoot last night. Now to the editing bay to see if any of it is worth a damn.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

A Valentine's sonnet for all you lovely listeners www.youtube.com/shorts/W3t_4...

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

A little story about a woman with a wounded heart facing the most romantic day of the year www.reddit.com/r/GWNarrativ...

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Sometimes I've just got to have it 😈 From the deliciously depraved mind of u/Patron_of_Ravens ⚠️ Mind the tags www.reddit.com/r/gonewildau...

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