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benjimax.bsky.social
I'm just Ben. My job is hat.
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Soft.

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Bed invaders 🐈‍⬛🐈

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Soppy Bear!

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Anyone seen Joan Crawford and George Russell together at the same time? No? #F1 @privateeyenews.bsky.social @mercedesamgf1team.bsky.social

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Well, I've learned the hard way that it's VERY difficult to silently stifle a fart whilst sitting on a church pew. #carolservice

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Northamptonshire sunset

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The solution to reducing illegal immigration is staring the UK government in the face. Simply ask any of the British train companies to run a scheduled service between Calais and Dover. There'd soon be far fewer people actually able to get here, and get them used to the strikes and cancellations.

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Night x #blackcats

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A story in three parts: 1. Bit cross 2. Coming to terms with it 3. Hug #cats

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Who else has this type of alarm clock? #caturday

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My favourite Spanish Christmas movie #christmasmovies

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Who couldn't resist this gift under the Christmas tree? 🎄🐈‍⬛🎁

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When you work in a shop in December.

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Night all x

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Cat: You don't understand, you must let me out into the world, I yearn to be free and unfettered by domesticity Same cat five minutes later: WHY DID YOU BANISH ME TO THE FROZEN REALMS OF THE OUTER WORLD THERE IS NOTHING BUT A WASTELAND THERE HOW DARE YOU SIR

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Newton's seventeenth law of feline dynamics: Every cat shall have an opposite reaction to what is purposefully purchased for them.

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Here’s something childish to raise the tone here

submitted 90 days ago • 26 comments

Pink sky in the morning, Shepherd is FABULOUS.

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My view right now. Trapped. Send biscuits (not the ones he's making on my side-boob).

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This isn't Germany in the late 1930s. This is America right now: "You should leave of your own will. Even if you have a US citizen child. It's best for these people to leave on their own so they don't get an order of deportation. Leave the child here, or you can take them with you." - Tom Homan

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Night all x #catsofbluesky

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Sunday snoozes x #Cats

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KITCHENWARE COMPANY BOSS: So, did you come up with a name for that revolving food tray, Susan? SUSAN: No, couldn't be arsed.

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#Cats

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Happy #Caturday from Bellatrix and Bear x

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It's a perfect day for Lego!

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Cat cuddles x #Cats

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At some point they'll run out of honours to give to Shirley Bassey and they'll have to give her the Isle of Wight as a present or something.

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And THAT is exactly how people with a huge sense of entitlement regularly behave when they get caught out. #JeremyClarkson

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Sunday snooze x

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Apologies for the rain later. Also, when the instructions say "Use 60ml of snow foam cleaner mixed with water in the pressure washer bottle", don't use 600ml. So, apologies also for making our road look like Lapland.

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I appear to have woken up with Wincey Willis' hair.

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Right Bluesky please do share this especially to parents of kids aged 4+. I’m doing my award-winning comedy show for kids in central London on Saturday November 30th. There will be: • Jokes • Songs • Weird stuff • A sausage bird • Drawing • More weird stuff underbellyboulevard.com/tickets/olaf...

submitted 103 days ago • 2 comments

When life gives you colons...

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This particular performance of this particularly ridiculous song kinda changed my life. I THINK in a good way. 😂 youtu.be/e6raVzrbqrM?... #DigitalHouseOfTimothy #Backstory #InflatableYou

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Well that was worse than Cats and Home Alone 3 put together.

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I've got fingers in a lot of pies - mainly due to a machinery accident at the Mr Kipling factory.

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