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benjohn.bsky.social
Actor & Writer
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Man bursts into tears. Says: But doctor... my girlfriend is Pagliacci.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Why show commercials for things everyone already has? I already have Matthew McConaughey as a coddled moron. #nfl

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

The jazz scene was better in Pottersville. A living George Bailey somehow prevented this hip nightlife. #itsawonderfullife

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

Two historic events took place on August 14, 1945. 1. World War 2 ended. 2. Comedian Steve Martin was born. This begs the question: What were Steve Martin's parents doing 9 months earlier? They certainly weren't fighting the Japanese. @stevemartinreally.bsky.social

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments