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Who put the ball in the PSV net? More than half the fucking team did.

Well that's a nice start to the second half #PSVARS

More cost saving from Jim Ratcliffe: www.theguardian.com/football/202...

An average person who did something as incompetent as “accidentally cancelling Ebola prevention” wouldn’t be applauded, they’d be fired. And they didn’t restore it, Elon Musk was lying, the Ebola prevention work still isn’t happening.

(Designer flags something misaligned by 2 pixels): Great catch! (Copywriter flags a punctuation error that changes the entire meaning of a sentence): Ugggggggh whyyyyyy are you talking right now??

I think we can all agree that a billionaire croaking during an operation to make his tiny dick bigger is just perfect.

How did John Malkovich not even get an Oscar nomination for Being John Malkovich? It's an incredible performance, and he gets insulted all the way through it.

Liverpool beating City makes me full much better about losing to West Ham yesterday. Funny how football vibes work.

"Come come Mr Bond, you derive just as much pleasure from killing as I do... and customers who share your interest in killing also enjoy the following products."

The irrational backlash to a multiracial democracy is making us less safe. Reminder that some movements prefer hierarchy even when it demonstrably lowers quality of life for the disenfranchised *and* franchised.

I'm pretty sure Trump & Co's entire policy tentpole is 'Will it annoy Ben Kay?'. I'm sorry about that. I don't know what I did to piss him off. The massive orange twatpiece shithammer.

Shameful from Arsenal FC. www.theguardian.com/global-devel...

Conclave was a perfectly decent Sunday afternoon sub-Agatha Christie-type thing with a so-so twist. Best film of last year? Nah.

@theguardian.com Fuck yourself into the moon.

There isn't a good cardigan in this entire list: www.theguardian.com/fashion/gall...

there’s an alternate universe where AI products were introduced in a measured way, workers thoughtfully figured out how to integrate them into extant workflows, and reasonable leaders didn’t use them as rationale for laying people off (and legally couldn’t) unfortunately that’s not the one we’re in

The quicker people realise this affects all of us - the better.

As a friend of mine once said , 'As long as my arse has a hole, Saturday Night Live ain't funny'. And that's the least of its problems: www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...

I’d love to make fun of this, but at least they’re posting on this platform instead of relying on the one that explicitly promotes far-right extremism at the expense of liberal democracy. It’s shameful that @arsenalfc.bsky.social is still dormant.

If you're missing Daft Punk, this is an excellent substitute: www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYJv...

Dead bodies are decomposing on the streets of Goma. The UN has described “immense human suffering” and a death toll nearing 3,000, following a Rwanda-backed offensive. Arsenal’s sponsorship deal with Visit Rwanda has become impossible to justify. www.telegraph.co.uk/football/202...

Another quadruple bites the dust. Funny how some teams have better/worse records in very similar competitions. Liverpool haven't really done as well in the FA Cup as they have in the League Cup. I wonder why (and why the opposite is true of Arsenal).

What did I do to be in the version of the multiverse where Kanye West writes this tweet and 51k people like it?

Arsenal FC is promoting a murderous regime - and making money from it. Time to ditch the "VISIT RWANDA" partnership, which should never have been struck to start with, and bin those shirts. www.bbc.com/news/article...

Inevitably to the Visit Rwanda sponsorship bringing a reputational stain on Arsenal and Bayern. The consequences of being sponsored by a state run by questionable regime. Arsenal hasn’t commented. Bayern studying, meanwhile Rwanda-backed rebels (UN claim) running amok in Congo. Football welcomes all

I've gone from quite liking Newcastle to loathing them. They used to play fun, attractive football. Now they're just time wasting thugs.

Hey @arsenalfc.bsky.social, please cancel the Visit Rwanda sponsorship. Look what you're helping to enable: www.theguardian.com/world/2025/f...

Jesus Healing the Paralytic at the Pool of Bethesda, Bartolomé Esteban Murillo, 1670, 📸 by @Stuart_PhotoAFC

Who put the ball in the City net? Half the fucking team did 👍

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OK, that's the best goal of the day.

Imagine if City had a striker who can press, pass, and score. You know, an elite No. 9 like Kai Havertz

Good game for the old goal difference.

Oh. Man City are shite.

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