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I definitely wrote code or did some helm shit today. USAF veteran. Amateur screenwriter. Professional me sometimes.
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I pay taxes and I demand my damn annual flu shot!

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This news truly breaks my heart. We are calling on HHS to take immediate action. Secretary Kennedy needs to bring back weekly measles tracking from the CDC, rehire the health experts, and roll out a serious vaccine campaign. Our kids' safety is on the line! abcnews.go.com/Health/1st-m...

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What other apps use atproto? Looking for more examples of use.

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I can’t be outraged that Musk went to the cabinet meeting. The president is supposed to attend those.

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“We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty. Please respond with 5 things you did last week to [email protected] or lose your job.”

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Why are people even going to the press briefing? Just so they can lie to the public unabashedly? Don’t go. Nobody is going to watch it if there’s no conflict. Let it be a fascist love fest that no one wants to watch.

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Waking up to see if my spouse was fired by the Meme Dept of the government. Sigh.

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A thought. While the people installed in key government positions are very critical of the system they are most likely very naive as to how those systems function. I doubt they had previous intimate knowledge of the organizations they now lead.

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The only way to stop the rise of fascism is with Regina George tactics. WWRGD?

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Turns out AntiFa was just one person with a can of red spray paint.

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I’m most pissed at MAGAts attaching themselves to the lamest authoritarian. They couldn’t elevate someone cooler than this?

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Asking tens of thousands of federal to sum up last week in an email is logistically idiotic because who is going to read them and understand the context for that work? There are lots of necessary tasks that probably sound like complete nonsense when taken out of context.

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Firing a qualified, experienced black man early to hire and under qualified white man when there are numerous other fully qualified white men is meant to send a message. This is the fascist reality I now live in.

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Is there a place to read or listen to what post MAGA coup USA is going to look like? Or should I pack up what we can and leave (if we even can)?

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Went to the grocery store and everyone is just going about things like there isn’t a coup happening and it scares the shit out of me.

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The resistance will be passive aggressively microblogged.

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They’re going to steal the gold from Ft Knox.

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If all this shit goes down I call dibs on Steve Miller. I mean, if we are doing that yet.

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Whoa. Space X working with FAA. I thought the percentage of airplanes exploding on launch was a little low. I get on a plane next week and o haven’t been nervous to fly since I was a kid.

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I am all about vaccines and boosters. Can I make that a religious thing so RFK jr can’t take them away?

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If the U.S. puts a 60% tax on booze that will increase the SecDef’s budget by just as much.

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Love drinking in pre Super Bowl Chiefs win predictions. Like great pho.

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So Trump is sitting in a cuck chair watching Musk blow out USA’s back?

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Where is Elon sleeping while he coups?

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I thought Anti-Fa was going to be a big deal this year.

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I wouldn’t let this thing dog sit for me let alone be SecDef.

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Now is a great time for another ‘Red Dawn’ reboot.

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The only way the Philadelphia Eagles team could get better is to find a spot for Kieran Culkin. Any spot.

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Did Pete drink bourbon during a flipping presser?

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I have never been so happy to not be in the military any more. Got out just in time. Let’s hope the retirement checks keep coming though.

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Do people do flash mobs anymore or was Jan 6 the last one?

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Best football game ever.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

I’m concerned about the Super Bowl being a staged Reichstag Fire moment. I hope that the game ends with an Eagles win and nothing else.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

My hatred of Elon Musk grows daily.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

If I could travel back in time right now I would pop into post-Hitler elected Germany just to see if everyone was just kinda going along with it like most people are going along with what’s happening in the US right now.

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Is this Christian Nationalism? Is this we I find myself today?

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Boss

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Might watch ‘Silver Linings Playbook’ to get ready for the Bowl Game.

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I love that the Eagles are in the Super Bowl but I am really just excited to see the team play another game. Such a great team!

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

THIS IS THE STUPIDEST FUCKING COUP! I AM A VICTIM IN THE CRYPTO BOY COUP AND IT SO FUCKING DUMB!

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

The FBI was once the enemy of ‘counter-culture’ now finds itself in the throngs of a counter-culture population.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

We are in a timeline where the Sec Def can possibly OD during a bender whilst meeting with other militaries abroad. #MericaFirsr

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Who would have thought little Marco had it in him to betray his country people in such a cowardice way.

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Imma need Cory Booker to beat the shit out of Elon. No more pressers. No outrage. Just action.

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Everyone in the US should will that stupid space borne Roadster to reenter orbit and land on its owner’s head.

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