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Showered at the gym without a towel. I feel like I’m back in freshman gym class and they ran out of towels 😩

Give her the gift she really wants 😍

Hope everyone had safe travels the last 24 hours

I like both 😅

Does anyone else reach for their face to take off their glasses and then realize they’re not on your face? 🥸

I hope this is fake, but I sincerely doubt it. It hasn’t even been a month since the orange man has been president, and hate groups have become emboldened. Damn 😑

I only go out to the bar/club if I can play Pokemon go inside

DtMF has me vibing and sad at the same time 🥺😎

Make sure to have water today

I get excited about appliances on the price is right. I’ve become old 😑

Everyone in the Midwest is walking around with ice picks under their shirt, including me 🥶

I didn’t dry my hair enough after the gym and part of it froze. Sometimes I wish I was bald 🫤

Fighting the midwestern urge to say “it wouldn’t be so bad outside if it weren’t for the wind” 😑

The real adult beverage of choice is a cold glass of water (lemon optional)