Profile avatar
benmayhem.bsky.social
The Internet is not something that you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes.
318 posts 48 followers 69 following
Prolific Poster
Conversation Starter
Posts 32 Comments 18

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

🙃

submitted 2 days ago • 10 comments

Thursday! What a concept!

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

the devil is always portrayed in books and movies as so clever and subtle it didn't prepare me for any of this

submitted 3 days ago • 7 comments

I definitely understand now, how, with the right temperament and leadership, it is possible to bankrupt a casino.

submitted 4 days ago • 5 comments

submitted 4 days ago • 29 comments

Will anyone like the US enough to come to the Olympics by then

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

An easy thing to do considering I have no money

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

i bet the realities of being a ninja really set in when you're trying to get all your throwing stars back after a big battle

submitted 5 days ago • 25 comments

What do y’all think Johnathan Taylor Thomas is up to now

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

this guy should call his senator tbh

submitted 5 days ago • 122 comments

i don't think we should gatekeep the enormous 28 pound bunny that works as a service animal at giants games sometimes. i think we should share news of the 28 pound bunny with the wider internet

submitted 7 days ago • 165 comments

submitted 7 days ago • 25 comments

Gimme job now please

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

“Is he just dumb or is he owned by someone who wants to destroy America?” is a less-than-ideal binary question to have to ask of the person leading your country.

submitted 9 days ago • 271 comments

This (a description of Elon crying about people being mean to his money) should be the official understanding we operate under from now on

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Hope it was worth it to stop a few of us from peeing.

submitted 9 days ago • 201 comments

*Looks through window longingly*

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

MSNBC just showed a montage of world leaders calling the USA idiotic, illogical, hostile, unhinged.... literally never seen anything like this. From the shining city on a hill to an object of global derision and contempt.

submitted 10 days ago • 1043 comments

submitted 10 days ago • 189 comments

Here’s the thing about the tariffs: there will be no “short term pain”. Only long term. Every time a company realizes they can get away with charging you extra they don’t ever lower the price again. They just gouge. Whatever price hikes there are will be here for good.

submitted 10 days ago • 240 comments

Jesus Christ can’t you people just let millennials express some entirely deserved outrage and anger over getting hit with yet another major financial crisis without parachuting in to finger wag at us about it

submitted 10 days ago • 150 comments

Today some woman told me “My name is Molly, I’m an American Girl doll,” and not that mental illness is a competition but I think her statement means I’m either winning or losing

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

does violating the constitution in order to retain our mad king fall in the "personal liberty" vertical or the "free market" vertical?

submitted 10 days ago • 11 comments

That this person is now making critical decisions about the inner workings of the state security of the United States of America is the sort of judgment of the LORD upon an evil nation that you'd expect to read about in like Jeremiah

submitted 10 days ago • 53 comments

This is just how the economy’s gonna work from now on.

submitted 10 days ago • 7 comments

Ohh "America First" was a hit list

submitted 10 days ago • 111 comments

"Please get rid of Elon," I whispered to the little paw. "Replace him with anyone. I don't care who." A finger curled.

submitted 10 days ago • 13 comments

We simply had to intentionally destroy the world’s strongest economy while dismantling our scientific and educational infrastructure to ensure that a team with a trans girl would never finish second place in the Mountain West volleyball standings again

submitted 11 days ago • 157 comments

Every thing costs more but good news it is now illegal for anyone that genders wrong to pee at all

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Crashing the economy cause it’s too woke

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments