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bennie.earth
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i am seeing americans in la complain that politicians have not fixed drought. they live in a desert. pretty sure theres not much water there bud

i quite like listening to recordings of daft punk live in the 90s, but there's always some cunt with a whistle

I think it would be nice if, at the end of every day, your toddler placed a crisp $50 note in your top pocket like a mob boss.

caught wife usig bing to learn more about cous cous she's just like me fr

It sucks so much because like it or not, there is no alternative to insta and facebook right now that has critical mass. The way this has gone, i think it spells the end of the internet being a place you go to connect to people. There's no where else that can easily host a local community page.

I'm not good at anything. I dont do anything. I dont know anything. But I know this: Certain forces are out of control

every good tweet has been tweeted, that's the problem. wbat needs to happen is there needs to be bots that tweet out all of old twitter and we can see our old classics and maybe some other fun things from the history books like my oldl acccounts diarrhoea saga

gotta be real, i dislike it here too much talking about bsky itself its very boring. i thought as ppl settled in they would microblog more but it seems most of what i get is website policy talk which i dont care about. id like to see more about whether people think the real samta hires mall santas

going to mass for the first time this christmas apparently they wont let me eat the fuckin cracker???? if im up at midnight i want a treat i want a little sip of wine stop gatekeeping

hello havent been thinkik of any good tweets lately sorry been hangin out okay bye now

religion is more fun when the faith goes one way, i dont think the lord necessarily believes in us

the only valid bilogical sciense is the study of the human body in particular why is it that sometimes my mouth tastes like batteries

going to show up at this bug conference my wife is going to with a fly swatter and go wacko mode. these poindexters need to learn not to put bug above man

was gassed up by a bunch of entomologists last night cuz i know how to use R and do stats i never have to worry abot anything ever

ok jax is pretty fun

persian food is absolutely slept on fukn the kinda shit you cook in the good times. tahdig??? all the oil???? limes and pomegranates, sour salty heaven

it all went wrong when they made couches you plug in

i think it would have been far simpler in the olden days where i would have spent a big night on the piss in my teen years and woke up in a monastery where i would remain for my pitiful life

how many mental disorders do i need to have before the king writes me a letter

ria moves in friday, it's been so long since ive lived with a lover and im a little terrified. together!!! with no end date!!! ive been dreaming of it ever since i met her, and now it's happening and i never thought i would be this lucky again

i think the simplest way to resist is to live your life towards your ideals. If you imagine a communist utopia, live your life as if you are in one as much as you can. If you imagine a world of equality and equity, make it happen around you. Easier said than done, but fight for your life.

i hope that someday radicals stop using privilege as a cornerstone to the movement. how is it we replaced class and rank with an equally arbitrary and stupid system that is possibly even more damning and othering

if i go to hell i will be locked in a room with elon musk if i go to heaven i will be locked in a room with elon musk with a weapon

facebook is the new fox news and the lefties have absolutely no way to wrangle it. i dont think there's any way around it, social media is designed to feed into the kind of fear conservatism thrives in, especially facebook.

oh by the way here's another stinker i think: if you want to resist, most movements you can find by name are probably already a little rotten. Honestly if you really wanna build and be kind and do good, you're going to have to be brave and do it with friends and neighbours, not NGOs

like honest to god you as a nation are debating abortion rights that is a warning sign in itself, even if kamala had won, you are facing something rotten. we all need to learn to resist, to avoid complacency, and to build communities stronger than nations

look to be real im kind of over when western nations gain in conservatism. people are savage and evil sometimes, unfortunately history has not stopped. If you have a life you want to live you have to fight for it, this has been the way for 99% of humanity. Maybe us 1% have been made too complacent

also ria and i had a bit about lesrning to diy estrogen in the name of self sufficiency and ya know i think its a fun thing lots of people should consider

hey you could be getting rfk jr running a few things which would be the highest position of power reached by a brain worm, that's kinda cool

do these look like they'd be okay for tucking? just kidding need to show off the tools if we're going to work

i think siezing the means of production includes low pay research assistants and academics having control over universities btw