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This bitch loves the Packers and Luka 🏳️‍⚧️ I became trans after being infected with the woke mind virus
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Former top draft picks I still can’t believe were busts in the NFL: - Jeff Okudah - Dee Milner - Vince Young - Trent Richardson - Luke Joeckel - LaRon Landry - Aaron Curry

It’s strange to me how Ryan Coogler isn’t brought up enough when talking about the best modern-day directors. Christopher Nolan is probably the obvious go-to answer, then Villenueve, sprinkled in with Gerwig and PTA. But Coogler simply doesn’t miss.

There are just random days where I start weeping in a coffee shop because Andrew Garfield’s Spider-Man finally got the redemption arc he deserved in No Way Home 🥹

The GTA VI release is going to become the new Second Coming of Jesus Christ. Soon, people spend their whole lives believing it will be released “any day now”.

One thing I just found out about Matthew Golden: He wanted to be drafted by the Cowboys. The Packers play in Dallas in 2025. Revenge game incoming? 🧀

Baristas are OBSESSED with shaming me for saying “coffee” in my order when I should have said “latte” 🤌

Jersey Number predictions for Packers Rookies (Golden and Savion already have their numbers): Belton- 73 Brinson- 93 Oliver- 44 Robinson- 26 Sorrell- 99 J. Williams- 72 This is what I did this afternoon to avoid working. 🧀

Gutey must have read my post! 🤗

I’m honestly thrilled with the Packers’ draft so far. I would love to see a CB, DT, and another OL with the last three picks, but best player available above all else.

The 1972 Dolphins are the only perfect team in the SUPER BOWL ERA of the NFL. Four other teams had perfect seasons, including the 1929 Packers.

I know sports networks love to hire young, newly retired NFL stars as their hot new analyst/broadcaster, but you simply can’t beat Brian Baldinger.

So after no cornerbacks in the first four rounds…is Jaire staying in Green Bay??? 🤞🤞

I NEED to know what Shedeur Sanders said in these interviews. Somebody needs to leak the audio!

It’s pretty funny that the Bears brought out a fake wrestler for the draft, considering they’re a fake football team.

There’s a reason why Belton was the first player on my list!

Who I WANT the Packers to draft tonight: - Shemar Stewart - Emeka Egbuka - Luther Burden Who I EXPECT the Packers to draft tonight: - Josh Simmons - Grey Zabel - Maxwell Hairston

The “Shemar Stewart at 23” Fan Club has arrived at the Motherland 🧀

“Is this the year the Packers finally draft a WR in the first round?” has become the most reliable evergreen headline for beat writers

Prospects that “look” like Packers to me… - T Anthony Belton, NC State -T/G Wyatt Milum, West Virginia - WR Jalen Royals, Utah State - WR Jaylin Noel, Iowa State - WR Tre Harris, Ole Miss - RB RJ Harvey, UCF - DT Derrick Harmon, Oregon - DT Walter Nolen, Ole Miss - CB Quincy Riley, Louisville

Malika Andrews: “The Lakers have really found their stride since the Luka Doncic trade.” Uhhhhhh, yeah. Adding a once-in-a-generation player will do that for you. Like what???

Last night, my mom comforted me over the phone and said “I can’t imagine what you’re going through right now.” But it wasn’t about my transition, it was about Luka being traded from the Mavs 😂 But at least she knew me well enough to tell me that!

People to me: How old are you? Me: (looks at pruned hands) I’m an old man. Happy Wet Day to those who celebrate! @cbbworld.bsky.social

All-American Rejects should be as big as Taylor Swift in 2025. This shouldn’t be a controversial topic.

Yeah, the UCLA men’s basketball team took a big hit in the offseason after they all turned trans and joined the women’s team 🫤

Felt really good about my look today. Not sure what it was. Probably the MDMA.

My voice training has really allowed me to hone my craft and sing both parts in the song Permiscuous

I want to see a Lion King 1 3/4 where Timon, Pumbaa and Simba just get high and chill in the mud jacuzzi

Made friendship bracelets with my niece 🥰

After rewatching the Ice Age movies with my niece and nephew, it’s crazy how good the first one is and how bad the rest of them are 😬

I wrote this poem during my latest darkness retreat.

Investigate 3/11

My hair finally got the memo that I’m trans 🪮

I wish I was born 30 years earlier so I could follow Jimmy Buffett on tour

I left the movie theatre after watching Captain America 4 fully believing I could have written a better script than whatever that was.

Chris Farley, Bill Hader, Gilda Radner, Kristen Wiig, Maya Rudolph, Dana Carvey and Eddie Murphy. Just Norm Macdonald at the Update desk (Chevy Chase if I have to pick another).

I have absolutely no business having an expert-level knowledge of Coldplay, AC/DC and Jimmy Buffett.

An absolute perfect throw.