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Riley’s #DoctorWho story is out now!!!

Hug your siblings today, please. For me.

Hey, did you know there's an alternative to ChatGPT that makes sense economically and doesn't destroy the environment? It's called English majors and they will happily fix all of your documents for the low price of health insurance and a living wage.

Listen to Peach say "Here we gooo" in Mario Kart 64 and tell me that wasn't recorded by someone who was trying to avoid waking up their mother who was sleeping in the next roo.

Realized I haven't seen the animated adaptations of Terry Pratchett's Wyrd Sisters or Soul Music in years, so decided to look up the DVDs. Yikes! Those are not cheap DVDs. Guess it'll be a while before I see them avain.

Anybody know if there's some enterprising genius online selling replacement card components for the Doctor Who Tenth Doctor TARDIS playset? My TARDIS walls have become a little run down over the last 17-or-so years.

I think, on balance, I rather liked the Doctor Who season premiere. Not perfect, but then the show rarely ever is. What it was, however, was bristling with great ideas, ambitious, funny, and full of heart. And those closing moments were chilling. Give me the next episode!

Watching TNG and a Ferengi episode comes on: 😫 Watching DS9 and a Ferengi episode comes on: 🤩 Watching VOY and a Ferengi episode comes on: 😮‍💨

My favorite part of The Five Doctors is when Susan trips on that pineapple.

It's that time again. Doctor Who TOMORROW. Never seen it? No problem, I made this neat little video explaining all 60+ years of lore so far in just five minutes. youtu.be/828rVOsSifg?...

Actually, one addendum to this: I 1,000% care if you're using AI generated content or not. If you are, I'm out. Pay artists, pay musicians, pay voice actors. And make fun games.

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Me: "Do I have to?" Them: "Do you have to what?" Me: *gestures broadly*

I don't care how technically impressive a video game is. I don't care how realistic the snow is, or whether it has ray tracing. All I care about is whether it's fun or not.

Nice to hear Graham Norton will be in an episode of Doctor Who on purpose this year.

. @mandyqueersolid.bsky.social on the drive home from my sketch comedy performance last night: "Do you want to get dinner on the way home?" Me, who had to eat one thawed, uncooked vegan corn dog on-stage while my fellow performers hoofed a dozen-or-so with ketchup and mustard: "No thank you."

I've been performing, producing, and directing pretty much nonstop since Saturday. Time. For a well-earned break! 😴😪

Oh, directed quite a few of these… some lovely stuff here!

I should be able to walk into any restaurant in America, including fast food restaurants, and order two full-size slices of unbuttered toasted wheat bread.

The Daredevil Simpsons 🤝 Born Again Ep 8

Officially trying to build a studio for a publisher pitch. To that end, I'm looking for game devs who've been victims of layoffs or studio closures who'd be interested in signing on if it's greenlit and funding is secured. More info in the thread to follow, but here's the initial list:

I do kinda love that every now and again we get a win for the little guy, sometimes in the form of someone being paid massive amounts of money by Amazon to develop a series and then absolutely just blowing it all with no intention of ever doing any writing

Gonna take this opportunity to say that I can personally deliver no script for as little as 7 million, and I know some other writers who can do it for as little as five million.

Just got an ad for Instagram… on Instagram. Seems like things are going great over at Meta.

Don't watch the Harry Potter series on Max. Not even on someone else's account. Those views show Max how profitable the show is for the platform. Don't pirate it. Studios collect and use illegal download metrics to determine social reach, which is used to entice merch licensees.

OMG OMG!!! DOOMFLOWER is number one in UK new releases for Teen & Young Adult LGBTQ+ Literature!!! Thank you!!!

Twitter was full of Reply Guys who, when you make a joke, try to punch it up by saying basically the exact same joke at you. BlueSky is full of people who, on the Surface at least, do not seem to know what a joke is conceptually and take posts at face value. Threads is full of QVC salespeople.

I don't like second-screen experiences for TV shows, but fine. Whatever. In a movie theater, though? Absolutely not. Awful idea.

Me: "TimeSplitters 2 is better than GoldenEye 64 and I will not be taking any questions at this time." Dermatologist: "Right. What I asked was, 'has the rash been causing any further irritation?'" Me: "…What did I *just* say about taking questions."

More @jumpleads.zone recording tonight, then a break so I can perform with These? as part of The Joy Who Lived trans arts festival on Thursday (get in-person or virtual tickets below!) then Friday night is Doctor Who night. This really has been just the best week.

On Sunday night I told @mandyqueersolid.bsky.social that my dream for @jumpleads.zone is six seasons and a LucasArts style adventure game, and she smiled. I hope that's a good sign!

I want to feel sorry for Adobe. Wait. No. Not "feel sorry for". What words am I looking for? Ah! "Laugh at." I want to laugh at Adobe. So I will! Hahahahahaha.

Wonderful few days. Recorded in-person for @goodchaotic.com, had multiple sessions for @jumpleads.zone, and I've done some map work for @wormsdc.info. Getting to come home and work on creative stuff is a blessing, and real lifeline right now. Especially when it's so wonderful and fulfilling.

Tariffs xkcd.com/3073

Do not normalize children dying from measles. Measles was previously eliminated in the US, thanks to vaccines. When children die from measles, it means that adults have catastrophically failed to protect them because they have rejected basic science.

Generative AI sucks. AI in a comic about an environmentally destroyed future sucks. AI cover art for a rap group I've loved for 30 years sucks. An AI promo image on an upcoming Kickstarter about making your first comic sucks. If you're in the arts and you're using gen AI, you are really fucking up.

Nintendo, release Donkey Kong '94 with all the Super Game Boy features. Come on. Just do it. Or I'll cry.

Something I wish BG3 modders would make is an Arena mode. Sometimes I’m just in the mood to play some D&D combat rounds and not have to go through the story stuff since I’ve done that so much.

I see this in animation, too. I promise you: Trying to push a pitch with zero artists attached and nothing but AI-generated stills means literally no one will ever, ever take you seriously. You haven't found the Konami code.

I have seen the newest episode of Doctor Who. I love the new companion and I continue to love this incarnation of the Doctor. It looks like a promising season. New episode airs this weekend! #DoctorWho