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I was informed that I won the Internet one day but I am still waiting for my prize.
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Some people drop egg shells into their pan, I drop the entire egg. But that's just me always going the extra mile.

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Me: What has been lost to the eye can only be found again with a sole that is bare. My husband: Can't you just say that you forgot where you spilled something like a normal person?

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My son got to pet a fake iceberg is a series of words I never contemplated before today.

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My most popular fic is my Pretty Woman AU archiveofourown.org/works/514568... My personal favorite is a WIP but the last chapter and epilogue is coming soon, my beloved Sesame Street AU archiveofourown.org/works/566549...

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Step one: My husband asks me to do something. Step two: He immediately gets in my way of doing said thing. Step three: Wonders why said thing is not done yet. Rinse, repeat.

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I have never painted myself into a corner but I've certainly mopped myself into a corner a few too many times.

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Most people when they wake up: Good morning! My son when he wakes up: I need a mini fridge in my room.

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Post a female character you love.

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Hears something crash in my bathroom: I'm sure it's nothing. Hears the cat meow shortly thereafter: Uh oh.

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Do not unscrew time lest time will screw you. So sayeth the prophecy.

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I love when I'm folding clean laundry and then as I'm carrying it drop it into a garbage can. Just stellar work there hands.

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Do they call it winter break because that's what happens to my will by the end of it?

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Woke up to my recycling can trying to Mary Poppins its way out of my backyard.

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This would be a really good time for Andy Kaufman to show up.

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This seems very relevant with the pictures recently released:

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I was taught to always turn the lights off when you leave a room to save money. My family, who is currently sitting in the dark, does not appreciate my cost cutting measures.

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