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George Jacob is a sack of shit. A real skeeze who treated his staff like garbage. He realized he completely ruined his reputation and is looking for that golden parachute one way or another. But he was also enabled by a bunch of people who haven’t got what’s coming to them yet. Hope that changes.

Damn this tournament was a blast. 10/10

Pro Tip: Teach your toddlers to count to ten as soon as they show an interest in numbers . . . so they can reset the router when needed.

“No battle plan survives contact with the enemy” Or “No carefully planned suitcase organization survives a single night of vacation.”

Damn

Look I’m just gonna say it: Annie’s Mac and Cheese is straight trash. It’s significantly worse tasting than even Kraft Mac and it’s not at all “more healthy” or “more natural.” Just a way to separate suckers from more money.

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The opening sequence in Lower Decks s5e4, “A Farewell to Farms,” depicting Klingon farm life in a remote location is beautiful. This show was really something great. Anyways, I’m really stoned right now.

I knew it! I never trusted this Dodger scumbag.

Everyone is talking about how “shockingly bad” Mahomes played yesterday, but it shouldn’t be a shock at all. He was very mediocre all season long. So stick him in front of one of the best D’s in the league on the biggest stage and of course he’s gonna be exposed. #nfl

God damn it. Why couldn’t the Niners beat these fucking jabronis last year. #nfl

Watching Sean Strickland getting beat to a bloody pulp was lovely.

This video game would have sold better if it were a completely different game. I am very wise.

Yeah but Kamala didn’t condemn Israel so.. pretty much the same thing.

Who knew Jey Uso was so popular? I don’t see it.

Huh. Well that’s one way to do it, WWE.

Really impressed by the principal at our school. LAUSD is a sanctuary district and they are actively getting out Red Cards that clearly list the rights of undocumented families should ICE come to their homes. It's a small gesture but all of our kids are witnessing what compassion looks like.

Explain that, atheists!

I was telling the story of Goldie Locks and the Three Bears to my 3 yo. She got through the bowls of porridge and the chairs. But when we got to the bedroom, she saw where things were going and she put up her hand and very diplomatically said “that’s enough.” I’m devastated.

Gee, if only a previous president had closed Guantanamo Bay like they promised….

What country's capital is growing the fastest? Ireland. Every day it's Dublin.

Cooper DeJean is the only white cornerback in the NFL. How many more would there be without DEI?

John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.