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bentleytock.bsky.social
ACAB Portland, OR
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You can tell what Bernie is doing is working because it’s making the New York post furious

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Anybody else re-watching the finale from season one before starting season two? You know which show.

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The small record label in my hometown bought Al Green‘s music catalog. They celebrate every year by putting his albums on sale on his birthday and this is such a flex.

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The prep you have to do for a colonoscopy is exhausting. It's a list of foods you can and can't have, followed by fasting and laxatives. It's an entire week of having discipline so you don't roll up to your doctor and literally shit all over them. So naturally Trump didn't do any of it. Bet.

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Sabbath Bloody Sabbath #BadHabits #BlackSabbath #nun

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Toddlers writing tweets for NPR now

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I'm so used to bar bathrooms with cutesy signs that I had to stop here and ask myself if I was a Mario or a Wario

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Fam, if mama is going to see phish in Portland next week does she wear this jumpsuit to commemerate the health and science decline in our nation?

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This is extremely well done

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Interesting. This just popped in my account. Can’t even remember when I filled out for joining this lawsuit. Wondering if this is the same payment everyone else received. #facebooksettlement

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we're not sorry

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Just in case yr DOUBTING that our city IS COMPLETELY INEPT AT ACCOUNTABILITY I’ve not set foot in this building. I implore of y’all to do the same and TALK ABOUT IT. With EVERYONE. ACAB forever. I hate the new Portland. Let’s take it allll back.

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Forgot how much fun riding bikes in seattle was

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Found a little something for me too

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Lots of people found me and I gave away about $500 worth of sports memorabilia. Great day! Heading to Temple Billiards!

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It’s a testament to parents and society how many kids are at this day gam. I cannot believe it and I love it. I wish my parents would’ve ever pulled me out of school to go to a baseball game.

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I’m at the @mariners.com game in section 134 row 38 Seat 8. First person to find be gets an Ichiro rookie.

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Huh, I wonder why a movie adaptation of The Long Walk might be juuuust right for 2025... #booksky 📽️🎬📖

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Tried to do the pre game stadium tour with @mariners.com but they’re so inept they didn’t put a time on the ticket

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This is a pretty big deal www.techspot.com/news/107436-...

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Feeling torn between "how much can I panic-buy right now to offset how awful things will be for the next 6-18 months?" versus "is panic-buying even helpful when everything is rapidly getting worse like early April 2020?"

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Nobody wants to buy Cybertrucks so Tesla has stopped taking Cybertruck trade-ins LOL

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I explained it to several young teens today: imagine we wanted you to become more self-sufficient in the kitchen, so we decided to charge you $20 every time you got takeout. But also we have no food in the house, we won't let you go to the store, and also you don't know how to cook.

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I read this piece twice and for some strange reason the Post doesn’t identify which political party the disgraced councilman belongs to. Anyone want to take a guess?

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Damn. R.I.P. to an acting legend.

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Just made a Tom Yum with beans, sausage, mushrooms, macaroni, and duck—with all the bones, and this might be one of the better soups I’ve ever made. New ingredient: mustard bran.

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At Apizza Scholls and dining in for the first time in a good while. #pdx

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Say it with me: Trans men are men Trans women are women And neither of them owe you a specific appearance. Also, nonbinary people are fantastic And they also don't owe you a specific appearance 🌈✨️

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This is getting some traction so I thought I’d repost I think about these beers a lot.

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If/when things go all the way to shit, art will go a long way - especially art that speaks to what is good and freeing about all the beautiful things the ghouls want to kill. And they will fail. As they always do. Good night. #Musicsky open.spotify.com/track/4ouI2U...

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So you're telling me cars no one wants to buy are on fire, and a nearby building has been spray painted with a slogan people haven't embraced since 2016? ... uh huh. Just out of curiosity: those cars are all insured, aren't they?

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I’m in Seattle tomorrow thru Saturday for ECCC. Bringing a bunch of stuff to give away.

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this ‘jurassic park’ story 😭

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RIP Gene Hackman and Betsy Arakawa. One of the reasons I sleep with a window or door open. Carbon monoxide scares the shit outta me.

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New York picking Mayors is that friend who keeps dating absolute jerks and nobody really understands why.

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I saw a clip of Grimes saying that “the death of religion is very bad.” I have no problem with spirituality being a positive thing in anyone’s life but I do find it funny that the people that harp on this the most tend to be those that didn’t grow up religious and also aren’t currently religious.

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Pabst Fest lineup is better than Pickathon this year 8-(

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It’s 47 degrees and so windy the windchill is 31.

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He’s about to send troops to assist Russia and doesn’t want anyone prosecuted for war crimes. Watch.

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Nobody ever wants to come play pool with me at 4AM!

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