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I think my greatest source of hope and inspiration right now are the ants from A Bug’s Life

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I CANT BELIEVE THEY PLAYED LUTHER. SZA. MY GOD

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There it is. The black GNX.

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I need someone better versed in cosmetics than me to confirm that Tim Brady has had work done. Bro looks different

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Watching the Super Bowl for 2 reasons: 1. Kung Fu Kenny 2. The ads so I can have “smart” things to say about my industry. (🪽)

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Finally deactivated my X account and deleted it off my phone. Felt nice.

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Let’s try #promosky! Let’s be mutuals if you like: ⭐️ Movies ⭐️ Nerd TV ⭐️ Copywriting ⭐️ Avatar the Last Airbender ⭐️ Pretending to be Watto outside of my local TJ Maxx ⭐️ Peeling cooked egg off the skillet and eating it like a chip ⭐️ Making blood offerings to Morgoth ⭐️ The smell of fresh rain 😝

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Gulf of America? Don’t know him. But he sounds like he gets mad when people walk in front of his phone while recording himself at the gym.

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So I’m really supposed to edit articles and shit while that old fascistic block of gouda gets sworn in today? There aren’t enough MCR songs to quench my angst.

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Made the mistake of requesting a quote on Angi, and I’ve gotten an electrician calling me twice a day, every day, for the past 2 weeks. Don’t have the heart to tell them that I don’t need help anymore. Peak Millennial Avoidance™️ happening rn.

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So uhhhh we all goin to LinkedIn?

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Ever question all of your career choices, wonder if you’re actually any good at it, and spiral about what else you could possibly do? Or is it just Monday?

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Had an interview yesterday that I thought went well, initially. But then I woke up at 5am replaying the entire thing in my head and began to spiral. It felt like I answered every question wrong and rambled my way into oblivion. Sigh. Brains are so fucking stupid.

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I don’t care what Hot Zuck has to say. Facebook has been absolutely unusable for years and nothing he does will change that. If it weren’t for marketplace, groups, and writing FB ads for my work, I’d have left Facebook a looooong time ago.

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Sometimes I get really sad about all the animals are out there just raw doggin winter. Like them lil fellas don’t even have a pair of fuzzy socks. Makes me wanna cry.

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Had to take our cats to the vet this morning. Overall, it went very well. But now Pot Pie is wandering the house and screaming like a Victorian-era widow-turned-wailing banshee.

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Shoutout to people who paint houses for a living. This shit sucks.

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I think my personal hell will be a mediocre sports bar where no one can really hear each other over the music. It’ll just be people goin “hehe, yeah, totally” until all social rules crumble.

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Watched Nosferatu last night. Needed more of Count Orlock’s little Hot Topic booty. 9/10

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See Nosferatu at 10pm. So I’m gonna see some real freaks at the theater. One of them being me. 🧛‍♂️

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I’m already have 1/3 of the followers I had over on Ellen’s hell site. And I’m awful at social media. So there’s that

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I’ve read at least 10 pages of a book a day for the past 5 days just so @jeffcannata.bsky.social will put me on his nice list and come down my chimney next Game Awards Day and eat the Red Lobster Cheddar Bay Biscuits™️ that will be left out on our mantle, as is tradition.

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Can’t help but think Mike Johnson enjoyed edging out a victory like that. He liked it so much I bet he had to text his son and pray about it.

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I will never not eat the entire bucket of popcorn while at a movie and then get a tummy ache after. And no I won’t simply buy a smaller size. Mind your business.

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I keep getting V-Shred ads on TikTok now so maybe we should ban it It had a good run

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After gaining a few pounds and needing new pants (not mad—it happens), I have determined that I have a dump truck ass. All pants that fit in the waist absolutely do not fit around my ass. Ball up top.

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Skeleton Crew is one of the most delightful surprises of 2024.

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Trump, 3 months ago: Foreign wars are dumb and costly and Americans need to come first. Trump, the week of Christ’s birth: Let’s go back to being raging expansionists 👀

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