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it’s probably a joke. chicago. he/him.
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was just involved in a flash mob on the brown line and am shook

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the party 4 u music video is cute and I love that Charli just keeps serving it up

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ate at Spacca Napoli for the first time and that pistachio pizza fucking slaps

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Daisy is SO MUCH better than Good Culture

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The people that just moved in below us smoke cigs and it is so annoying. Let me enjoy my porch!!

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I hope Liv, Aja, and Bosco make it out of this group 💕

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Irene killed those challenges but is struggling with the tv part of drag race

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I am in my London Fog and Chai era

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after the 2nd week in a row being the palest person in the kickball team photo, I have finally decided I need to spend more time in the sun

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May the Fourth be with you (a day late)! Reskeeting my Top 4 Star Wars characters! ✨

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love a little tea + almond milk drink

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Good fucking morning!!

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being told to soft launch summer Fridays a week early

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The way Pete and AOC are showing up everywhere right now, I have a feeling this is going to be our 2028 ticket

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these Hunger Games casting choices are top notch, this is about to be SO good

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The duality of mayo: simultaneously being the most delicious and disgusting condiment

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Melodrama came out 8 years ago ☠️

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are people that drink green tea instead of coffee just better than everyone else?

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SNA isn’t baaad, and I appreciate how not busy it is, but LGB still has my heart

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What are Del Taco’s politics?

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I will never understand rushing to board the plane when there are assigned seats

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getting an ad during this Black Mirror episode is wildly ironic

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taking my ndri before watching black mirror ✅

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cannot stop thinking about Carrie Coon’s monologue in the White Lotus finale 😭 what a great season!

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what the fuck was that performance??

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before we sign this lease again, are there any wealthy men with a nice (pent)house looking for 2 boyfriends?

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

8 minutes into the Gaga general sale for Chicago and every ticket is a resale. Wishing Ticketmaster the worst day!!

submitted 44 days ago • 1 comment

ms Kylie ate ate ate!! but wtf was that supernova?! not enough!

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going to Rosemont on a Wednesday feels like I’m being punished, but in fact I paid to do this

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excitedly opening a ‘close friends’ only for it to not be hog or cheeks?? smh!

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I miss $40 concerts 😭

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