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benzajdel.bsky.social
Jack of all trades, master of none | Writer/editor at Mavs Moneyball | previous words about baseball in places | Photography and fiction on the side.
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I know everything I know about New York City from The Wu-Tang Clan and Taxi Driver and The Muppets Take Manhattan.

submitted 17 hours ago • 8 comments

When I was in Brisbane I saw Bluey canoodling with Skibidi Toilet in a posh club. Kept my mouth shut though. None of my business

submitted 1 hour ago • 4 comments

@treblaw.bsky.social hope this email finds you well

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

Lay hands on him

submitted 4 hours ago • 3 comments

Pepito is out (16:41:29)

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

Can’t believe people just watched this

submitted 19 hours ago • 1 comment

Spectacular gimme 14 of them right now

submitted 19 hours ago • 2 comments

I’m not saying this should happen but I want Luka to get up to 370 pounds and still make all-NBA.

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10 years ago this year: Steve Javie does an ESPN hit with a turkey sandwich in the background.

submitted 20 hours ago • 6 comments

There’s a version of this Lakers-Nuggets game happening every Saturday at 7am at your local rec center. Every character in this game is represented there. IYKYK

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

Ok though whoever does the food here knows ball—pickled onions on the turkey club and cavatappi noodles for the mac-n-cheeee

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

Traitor to my generation but I don’t like breweries

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment

Beautiful day at the top of Briones Regional Park

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

The reply email inbox for this “what did you do last week” email is [email protected], so, you know, definitely don’t send them any unrelated messages that would interfere with their ability to carry out Elon’s dumbass bullshit

submitted 1 day ago • 355 comments

Obsessed with Reacher season three. “what if the world’s biggest guy had to fight a bigger guy?” that’s how you do it. that’s how you put butts in seats.

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

He has been disinvited from helping with the power saw

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

Everyone at the FDA respond with a jpg of all the diarrhea Americans didn’t get

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

B1E

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The ClutchPoints-ification of sports social posts is getting out of control

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

We have a very real and pressing gun issue in this country, but the way Europeans talk about how dangerous it would be to set foot in America is very “conservative scared to go to Chicago”

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Wasn’t McDonald’s supposed to bring the snack wrap back

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

The single most important thing to do when new people join here is to put a starter pack in front of them as soon as humanly possible. No one wants to be a part of a platform they think is quiet, and lots of ppl have no idea who's on here when they join. SP's reeeeeeally help keep people invested.

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

Don’t ever say men do not have interior lives

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

*Slams dictionary shut til Monday*

submitted 2 days ago • 42 comments

so where does jake from state farm go when he isn’t called is it an i dream of jeannie situation or more of a janet’s void from good place deal

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who are the movie writers and podcasters on here that i need to follow i’m trying to build my follower list

submitted 1 day ago • 54 comments

Dallas Mavericks are unserious, they’re redacting Luka from their history lol

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

This Berenstain Bears lunchbox from 1993 captures a simpler time, before internet misinformation and social media, when the family computer primarily provided us with incomplete jigsaw puzzles, treble clefs, apples, and live fish

submitted 2 days ago • 33 comments

Shoutout to @tempobasketball.bsky.social for actually being on here, as opposed to the Raptors and Blue Jays, who truly have no earthly reason to still be on X at this point. (I mean, no team does, but *especially* them.)

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments