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I've got one hell of a new year's resolution.
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Ok, let's make a deal. You can keep the jet, we won't impeach you, and you can keep all the real estate you've cheated yourself into. In exchange, Medicare for all, an end to gerrymandering, get money out of politics, and redo the Supreme Court. All of this, or we lock you up and throw away the key.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Oh God. I just figured it out. When Trump hears the word "trade" he is thinking about trading things, like "this-for-that". And since China keeps getting our dollars, but we aren't getting Yuan, we are obviously "getting ripped off" and trade should be "even". What a maroon.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

People are calling for Bill Belichick to be fired over his marriage to a hot woman. People need to learn to mind their own business.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

It looks like someone injected some ketamine straight into Tesla's stock price.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Ok, so the oligarchs took their turn and tried to run the country. It's turned out bad for everybody, including them. Is it our turn now?

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

So with Trump putting sanctions on Antarctica, does that mean there's going to be a penguin shortage at the zoo?

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments